I know, I know. I've been online the past few days, but haven't posted anywhere. What could it possibly be? I'm certain the Scootastalkers (or, as I like to call them, true Scootafans) have probably noticed my sudden burst of being online and they probably knew something was in the works.

In truth, I have been working on something. What is that something? Well, it has been learning the heart and soul of a dear author on this site. Or, rather, an Artist.

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Do you guys enjoy stories? I have one for you. It is the story of Pastel Candy Candies.

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Now, things get interesting.

We all have fetishes. Skeletons in our closet. Things we feel, but are sometimes ashamed to admit, other times proud to declare. Some people like feet. Others like nurses. There are even some who find an attraction to the animated characters that we come to love, appreciate, and find solace in.

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I forgot about posting these for a while, then my work schedule changed, then... yeah, I get lazy sometimes. I came back, though. I always come back.

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Ignore the typo-ish in the blog title. That's legit what I titled this back in ye olden days of 2013.

I consider these first couple themes I did to be pretty dry, honestly. My original idea was to do a bit of a showcase of aspects of the fandom before tackling more nebulous, overarching trends. We've got one more what I'd consider "dud" before we actually get to the good shit, but if I'm going to be using this blog as a time capsule for my old content, it's gotta be all of it.

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So, a bit of backstory: At the time I wrote these editorials, I was an active user on Ponychan.net.

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I have some good news, my friends. A series of editorials I wrote for a pony news site back in 2013 has been recovered.

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Lookie lookie, another user on FIMFiction with impeccable grammar as the synapses on their brain fizzle out!

Did you know people who are dying enjoy posting FIMFiction blogs about their deaths? I sure didn't! The first instinct I have when I fuck up and overdose is to post a blog.

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Show of hands: Who here has ever had an opinion?

I know! It's crazy, right? Me, have opinions? Who'd have thought?

Wait, does that mean I think I'm right? Well... kind of. This is probably one of the most pertinent and most oft-considered philosophies in my life right now. Time for me to break it down.

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