• Member Since 16th Dec, 2012
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Scootareader


I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Apr
7th
2018

Claiming Death: An Examination of Candy · 3:39am Apr 7th, 2018

Do you guys enjoy stories? I have one for you. It is the story of Pastel Candy Candies.

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Feb
17th
2018

Scootareader Looks Into: Clopping · 8:02am Feb 17th, 2018

Now, things get interesting.


We all have fetishes. Skeletons in our closet. Things we feel, but are sometimes ashamed to admit, other times proud to declare. Some people like feet. Others like nurses. There are even some who find an attraction to the animated characters that we come to love, appreciate, and find solace in.

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Feb
15th
2018

Depressed AND Suicidal? How Clickbait Can You Get? · 8:38am Feb 15th, 2018

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Feb
11th
2018

Scootareader Looks Into: Fanfiction · 6:27pm Feb 11th, 2018

I forgot about posting these for a while, then my work schedule changed, then... yeah, I get lazy sometimes. I came back, though. I always come back. :pinkiecrazy:

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Dec
4th
2017

Scootareader Looks Into: Fanart · 5:51pm Dec 4th, 2017

Ignore the typo-ish in the blog title. That's legit what I titled this back in ye olden days of 2013.

I consider these first couple themes I did to be pretty dry, honestly. My original idea was to do a bit of a showcase of aspects of the fandom before tackling more nebulous, overarching trends. We've got one more what I'd consider "dud" before we actually get to the good shit, but if I'm going to be using this blog as a time capsule for my old content, it's gotta be all of it.

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Nov
18th
2017

Scootareader Looks Into: Music · 8:34am Nov 18th, 2017

So, a bit of backstory: At the time I wrote these editorials, I was an active user on Ponychan.net.

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Nov
11th
2017

Scootareader Looks Into: Bronies · 8:15am Nov 11th, 2017

I have some good news, my friends. A series of editorials I wrote for a pony news site back in 2013 has been recovered.

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Aug
28th
2017

Accidental Suicide: Wholesome Family Entertainment! · 7:26pm Aug 28th, 2017

Lookie lookie, another user on FIMFiction with impeccable grammar as the synapses on their brain fizzle out!

Did you know people who are dying enjoy posting FIMFiction blogs about their deaths? I sure didn't! The first instinct I have when I fuck up and overdose is to post a blog. :rainbowkiss:

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Jun
19th
2017

>Opinions · 5:40am Jun 19th, 2017

Show of hands: Who here has ever had an opinion?

I know! It's crazy, right? Me, have opinions? Who'd have thought?

Wait, does that mean I think I'm right? Well... kind of. This is probably one of the most pertinent and most oft-considered philosophies in my life right now. Time for me to break it down.

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Jun
8th
2017

Tales From the Banned List: jesusWasARapeBaby · 7:34am Jun 8th, 2017

Today, ladies and gents, we delve back into the banned list to regale you with another tale of a user who was banned and didn’t really deserve it. Who’s going to have their eulogy read today?

Oh, all right. I guess that’s where we’re going today.

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