• Member Since 17th Dec, 2012
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Scootareader


I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Jun
8th
2017

Tales From the Banned List: jesusWasARapeBaby · 7:34am Jun 8th, 2017

Today, ladies and gents, we delve back into the banned list to regale you with another tale of a user who was banned and didn’t really deserve it. Who’s going to have their eulogy read today?

Oh, all right. I guess that’s where we’re going today.

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Apr
8th
2017

Tales From the Banned List: Princess Flutterbat · 6:27pm Apr 8th, 2017

As someone who has an atrociously long banned users list on their user page that is updated intermittently (whenever I find a new trove of banned users), I have a lot of stories concerning the circumstances that those users were banned under. Sometimes they're utterly fascinating. Other times they're excruciatingly boring. For entertainment purposes, the former will always be true. For you guys, my adoring fans, I am going to regale you with epic sagas of users who got slapped across the face

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Mar
21st
2017

Being Wrong · 4:43am Mar 21st, 2017


My face when someone feeds me bullshit and expects me to believe them. Or I refuse to listen and double down on my own bullshit. It's tough to be certain sometimes.

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Mar
13th
2017

How to Attain the Coveted Featurebox · 6:29pm Mar 13th, 2017

As someone who's been around this site for a long time, I feel like I know better than most how one can attain featurebox status. Once you know all the tricks of making it in there, the rest is a cinch!

What's that, you say? None of my stories have ever made it to the featurebox? Don't let that pesky detail get you down! I give you my Scootareader Promise™ that you will make the featurebox, guaranteed, if you follow these instructions to the letter!

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Mar
10th
2017

The Legend of Zelda: Harem Simulator 2017 · 8:15pm Mar 10th, 2017


We all know why Link is walking behind Zelda.

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Feb
18th
2017

Offensive · 11:15pm Feb 18th, 2017

Sometimes, I feel like the internet has ruined my life. Other times, I feel like it has freed me from the shackles of restricted thinking. Maybe it has managed to accomplish both simultaneously. Or maybe I'm just a depraved bastard. I guess we may find out.

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Feb
3rd
2017

I Wanna Be a Anime Girl · 11:49pm Feb 3rd, 2017

Seriously, who wouldn't want to be something that explicitly preys upon human aesthetic appeal?

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Jan
26th
2017

Trump's Actually Doing Things!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!111!111one? · 12:30am Jan 26th, 2017

So, I don't really like Trump... but I don't really like the alternative, either. Hillary Clinton was a fucking awful candidate running against another fucking awful candidate.

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Jan
22nd
2017

A Serious Blog About Being Black · 9:57pm Jan 22nd, 2017

We stereotypin' up in dis bitch.

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Jan
22nd
2017

A Serious Blog About Being Back · 7:44pm Jan 22nd, 2017

Get ready to cry and shit. :rainbowkiss:

Best background pony.

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