1735644 These people never fail to disappoint.

1616472
That is probably the best response to your nice comments that I have ever read.

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Koonstikks

Um, I'm pretty sure it's Pikkupstikks, you noob.

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Why yes, yes I did.

Scootareader is gonna love this

1616472 The cold wind rustled through the redberry bushes to the south of varrock. In the distance, you could hear the faint jingling of people high-alching at the GE. However, all was not well at the high altar of Delrith. A few adventurers were levelling their ranged on the cultists, but then the air seemed to be permeated with magical energy. Then bolts of pure magic started to deflect off the altar. The cultist ran in fear; although they are bound to a certain area by their java script so they didn't get very far. The adventurers believed it simply to be a random event.

The lightning then arced up, over the heads of the adventurers and towards the black knight fortress. The Commander of the guard, Riker, was startled when in front of him appeared a creature he had never seen before. He had a cloven hoof; a goat's head and horn- a dragon's tail and a lions claw. He was a draconequus- Discord.
"Who are you, foul beast? Speak, or I shall use flurry upon you!"
The creature simply smiled.
"Well, my dear chap- I do believe we'll get on quite well."
"What do you-"
But the captain's eyes began to change colour, and swirl into a vortex.

And everything went black.

At the same time, at the altar of Guthix in Burthorpe, there were plenty of n00bs completing the druidic ritual quest. Koonstikks, the high druid, was performing some useless and pointless ritual when all of a sudden, he stopped, and turned to the east. Storm clouds were gathering over the black knight fortress. And suddenly, chaos seemed closer than ever.

"Coontstikks, we need to summon a hero. NOW!"

"Aye, my lord. But who shall we summon, laddie?"

"I know just the people to get the job done."

Suddenly, far from the safety of their fortress, the wall began to crumble, and smash. Yells originating from the ever larger growing slash in the wall, as a phallic object burst through, followed by screams of pain and pleasure. My dad was standing in the hole formed by his massive erection. In a extreme, bellowing voice he yelled;

"Lettuce"

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