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I just saw the My Little Pony Movie (warning: spoilers)... · 2:16am October 8th

Today I did something new.

Instead of my usual Saturday routine of "loaf around the house while looking up porn art on Derpibooru", I went to the movies with some friends from my MLP meetup group. Specifically, the My Little Pony movie.

How was it, you ask? Was it great? Was it good? Was it so bad that it made The Emoji Movielook like Citizen Kane?

Well, if I were to give it a rating between one and ten...I'd give it a solid...NINE.

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Don't mention it.

thank you for the watch :twilightsmile:

*Mfw one of my fav author's follows me*
Thanks for boarding the crazy train! :pinkiecrazy:

Thank you so much for giving Ranger a fave. :pinkiehappy:

-shoots your spoons- they aren't complaining anymore, heheheh

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