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All of the Above

I'm a failed artist.

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About me, because you totally care.

My name is All of the Above. I am an age and I live in a place. What I want to do for the rest of my life is write and hopefully entertain people.

Best ponies include Moondancer, Moondancer, Moondancer, Rarity, and Moondancer.

Best villains include Sombra ('cause I'm edgy) and... I don't know, Diamond Tiara?

I like to spend my time perusing YouTube, playing video games (with my current favorites being Super Smash Brothers for 3DS and Wii U, Fire Emblem Awakening, and Arkham Asylum), doing the fan fiction thing, and isolating myself, even though I yearn for social interaction, but can't because I often hate going out, but then I go back inside and want to back out again. I'm like my dog.

There was once a time where I volunteered to be a co-author to everyone who walked my way. Those days are over, and I sincerely apologize to those I failed as both an author and a friend. I no longer co-write with anybody but Doom Trot, my best friend irl. However, I am willing to pre-read for you if you want me to.

My worst stories

  • Adogeio 3: Aria Sick of It Yet? III Sonata is a taco obsessed pony, Adagio has a dog on her face, and her apartment seems to be in shackles. To rectify this problem, Aria goes to the last person she wants to see. by All of the Above 3,852 words · 608 views · 27 likes · 5 dislikes
  • His Last Wish When a car crash lands Sean Engar in the hospital, he learns that he is acceptable into the make a wish foundation. His wish is to meet the mane 6. All seems right until Sean is greeted by the exact opposite cartoon characters that he wants to meet. by All of the Above 6,019 words · 498 views · 15 likes · 6 dislikes
  • One That Can Replace Me Luna finds Celestia in a graveyard. by All of the Above 1,811 words · 350 views · 12 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Krazy Kookie Klub (KKK) The Equestria Girls somehow convince Cookie Monster that KKK stands for Krazy Kookie Klub. He joins immediately. by All of the Above 1,187 words · 348 views · 16 likes · 14 dislikes
  • The Chariot Took Her Home A family kneels and starts to weep, for the Granny that they can't save. They would do anything to take her place, but you know it's hard to understand mysterious ways. by All of the Above 2,478 words · 473 views · 23 likes · 2 dislikes



Hey guys, guess what! · 12:58am August 30th

I'm leaving. Forever.

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Stories I'm currently working on

  • The Girl with the Purple Dress A month after an encounter with the kind of therapy Adagio didn't know she needed, Adagio finds it again. However, therapy doesn't let you go without asking some questions. by All of the Above 0 words · 0 views
  • Mad Love Usually, your heart's desire will never be yours without hard work and unwavering dedication. ¬†Occasionally, it will fall right in your lap. by All of the Above 7,294 words · 357 views · 15 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Staying for the Night Applejack wakes up in a strange, derelict house and finds out that she's not alone. by All of the Above 10,193 words · 174 views · 8 likes · 2 dislikes

Latest Stories

Best stories I've written (Apparently)

  • Mad Love Usually, your heart's desire will never be yours without hard work and unwavering dedication. ¬†Occasionally, it will fall right in your lap. by All of the Above 7,294 words · 357 views · 15 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Girl with the Really Big Hair Do you ever catch yourself staring at somebody's hair? by All of the Above 6,906 words · 3,152 views · 105 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Sacrosanct Sonata is a tad bit obsessed with tacos. Of course, Aria and Adogeio already know this. But when she takes her obsession too far, Aria and Adogeio must make it right. by All of the Above 1,532 words · 868 views · 61 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Breaks Your Heart Sweetie Belle discovers Apple Bloom crying in the forest. by All of the Above 1,483 words · 772 views · 43 likes · 1 dislikes

Pre-reading Parameters

I will not pre-read for stories that are tagged Mature, Sex. Mature, Gore is fine, but clop is where I must draw the line.

If you want me to look at a crossover story, we'll need to talk about it a little more thoroughly. It really depends on the property being... Crossed over. For example, if you want me to pre-read something involving, oh I don't know, XCOM, then I'll decline because I don't personally play XCOM. If you want me to read something involving some obscure anime that you watch, then I shall decline because I don't understand anime, and have never had the interest to delve into anime. If you want me to read something involving Undertale, I may or may not say yes. I don't play Undertale, but I may be interested in reading it. Perhaps I'll finally get into Undertale that way. Please understand that it is entirely up to personal tastes and specific reasons. 75% of the time, I will decline crossovers. If you can prove to me that it is not a "typical crossover" than I will be more than happy to assist you in your romp.

Fetishes of any kind. Yeah... No.

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