Writing Status

*screams*

About me, because you totally care.

My name is All of the Above. I am an age and I live in a place. What I want to do for the rest of my life is write and hopefully entertain people.

Best ponies include Moondancer, Moondancer, Moondancer, Rarity, and Moondancer.

Best villains include Sombra ('cause I'm edgy) and... I don't know, Diamond Tiara?

I like to spend my time perusing YouTube, playing video games (with my current favorites being Super Smash Brothers for 3DS and Wii U, Fire Emblem Awakening, and Arkham Asylum), doing the fan fiction thing, and isolating myself, even though I yearn for social interaction, but can't because I often hate going out, but then I go back inside and want to back out again. I'm like my dog.

There was once a time where I volunteered to be a co-author to everyone who walked my way. Those days are over, and I sincerely apologize to those I failed as both an author and a friend. I no longer co-write with anybody but Doom Trot, my best friend irl. However, I am willing to pre-read for you if you want me to.

My worst stories

Adogeio 3: Aria Sick of It Yet? III Sonata is a taco obsessed pony, Adagio has a dog on her face, and her apartment seems to be in shackles. To rectify this problem, Aria goes to the last person she wants to see. by All of the Above 3,852 words · 30 · 4
His Last Wish When a car crash lands Sean Engar in the hospital, he learns that he is acceptable into the make a wish foundation. His wish is to meet the mane 6. All seems right until Sean is greeted by the exact opposite cartoon characters that he wants to meet. by All of the Above 6,019 words · 15 · 6
One That Can Replace Me Luna finds Celestia in a graveyard. by All of the Above 1,811 words · 13 · 2
Krazy Kookie Klub (KKK) The Equestria Girls somehow convince Cookie Monster that KKK stands for Krazy Kookie Klub. He joins immediately. by All of the Above 1,187 words · 17 · 13
The Chariot Took Her Home A family kneels and starts to weep, for the Granny that they can't save. They would do anything to take her place, but you know it's hard to understand mysterious ways. by All of the Above 2,478 words · 24 · 2

These are here to remind me to not do that again.

Aug

30th

2017

Hey guys, guess what! · 12:58am Aug 30th, 2017

I'm leaving. Forever.

Report All of the Above · 260 views · #goodbye

TStaying for the Night
MLP: FiM
Dark
Applejack wakes up in a strange, derelict house and finds out that she's not alone.
Sex
Gore
Applejack
OC
All of the Above · 10k words · 9 2 · 209 views
EHappy Hearth's Warming, Octavia!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Octavia returns home from a trip to the store to find Vinyl Scratch's interesting way of decorating for the holiday.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
All of the Above · 1.2k words · 12 0 · 385 views
TGoku in Equestria
MLP: FiM
Romance
Random
Equestria gets a surprise visitor! You wouldn't believe what happens when Goku comes to visit!
Gore
Crossover
Rarity
Other
Main 6
All of the Above · 1.9k words · 7 19 · 870 views
ERainbow Dash Sets Cloudsdale on Fire
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Tragedy
Rainbow Dash sets Cloudsale on fire. What more do you want? This is clickbait.
Rainbow Dash
All of the Above · 1.2k words · 31 10 · 501 views
EMad Love
MLP: FiM
Romance
Usually, your heart's desire will never be yours without hard work and unwavering dedication. Occasionally, it will fall right in your lap.
OC
Moondancer
All of the Above · 7.3k words · 14 5 · 439 views
EBreaks Your Heart
MLP: FiM
Sad
Slice of Life
Sweetie Belle discovers Apple Bloom crying in the forest.
Apple Bloom
Sweetie Belle
All of the Above · 1.5k words · 52 1 · 1.2k views

Best stories I've written (Apparently)

Mad Love Usually, your heart's desire will never be yours without hard work and unwavering dedication. Occasionally, it will fall right in your lap. by All of the Above 7,294 words · 14 · 5
The Girl with the Really Big Hair Do you ever catch yourself staring at somebody's hair? by All of the Above 6,906 words · 111 · 3
Sacrosanct Sonata is a tad bit obsessed with tacos. Of course, Aria and Adogeio already know this. But when she takes her obsession too far, Aria and Adogeio must make it right. by All of the Above 1,532 words · 64 · 8
Breaks Your Heart Sweetie Belle discovers Apple Bloom crying in the forest. by All of the Above 1,483 words · 52 · 1

Congratulations, me.

Pre-reading Parameters

I will not pre-read for stories that are tagged Mature, Sex. Mature, Gore is fine, but clop is where I must draw the line.

If you want me to look at a crossover story, we'll need to talk about it a little more thoroughly. It really depends on the property being... Crossed over. For example, if you want me to pre-read something involving, oh I don't know, XCOM, then I'll decline because I don't personally play XCOM. If you want me to read something involving some obscure anime that you watch, then I shall decline because I don't understand anime, and have never had the interest to delve into anime. If you want me to read something involving Undertale, I may or may not say yes. I don't play Undertale, but I may be interested in reading it. Perhaps I'll finally get into Undertale that way. Please understand that it is entirely up to personal tastes and specific reasons. 75% of the time, I will decline crossovers. If you can prove to me that it is not a "typical crossover" than I will be more than happy to assist you in your romp.

Fetishes of any kind. Yeah... No.

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