Writing Status

*screams*

About me, because you totally care.

My name is All of the Above. I am an age and I live in a place. What I want to do for the rest of my life is write and hopefully entertain people.

Best ponies include Moondancer, Moondancer, Moondancer, Rarity, and Moondancer.

Best villains include Sombra ('cause I'm edgy) and... I don't know, Diamond Tiara?

I like to spend my time perusing YouTube, playing video games (with my current favorites being Super Smash Brothers for 3DS and Wii U, Fire Emblem Awakening, and Arkham Asylum), doing the fan fiction thing, and isolating myself, even though I yearn for social interaction, but can't because I often hate going out, but then I go back inside and want to back out again. I'm like my dog.

There was once a time where I volunteered to be a co-author to everyone who walked my way. Those days are over, and I sincerely apologize to those I failed as both an author and a friend. I no longer co-write with anybody but Doom Trot, my best friend irl. However, I am willing to pre-read for you if you want me to.

My worst stories

Adogeio 3: Aria Sick of It Yet? III Sonata is a taco obsessed pony, Adagio has a dog on her face, and her apartment seems to be in shackles. To rectify this problem, Aria goes to the last person she wants to see. by All of the Above 3,852 words · 566 views · 27 likes · 5 dislikes
His Last Wish When a car crash lands Sean Engar in the hospital, he learns that he is acceptable into the make a wish foundation. His wish is to meet the mane 6. All seems right until Sean is greeted by the exact opposite cartoon characters that he wants to meet. by All of the Above 6,019 words · 478 views · 15 likes · 6 dislikes
One That Can Replace Me Luna finds Celestia in a graveyard. by All of the Above 1,811 words · 322 views · 12 likes · 2 dislikes
Krazy Kookie Klub (KKK) The Equestria Girls somehow convince Cookie Monster that KKK stands for Krazy Kookie Klub. He joins immediately. by All of the Above 1,187 words · 334 views · 16 likes · 14 dislikes
The Chariot Took Her Home A family kneels and starts to weep, for the Granny that they can't save. They would do anything to take her place, but you know it's hard to understand mysterious ways. by All of the Above 2,478 words · 464 views · 23 likes · 2 dislikes

These are here to remind me to not do that again.

Groups

Stories I'm currently working on

The Girl with the Purple Dress A month after an encounter with the kind of therapy Adagio didn't know she needed, Adagio finds it again. However, therapy doesn't let you go without asking some questions. by All of the Above 0 words · 0 views
Mad Love Usually, your heart's desire will never be yours without hard work and unwavering dedication. Occasionally, it will fall right in your lap. by All of the Above 7,294 words · 320 views · 14 likes · 5 dislikes
Staying for the Night Applejack wakes up in a strange, derelict house and finds out that she's not alone. by All of the Above 10,193 words · 168 views · 8 likes · 2 dislikes

Latest Stories

T Staying for the Night
Dark
Applejack wakes up in a strange, derelict house and finds out that she's not alone.
Applejack
Original Character
Sex
Gore
All of the Above · 10k words · 8 2 · 168 views
E Happy Hearth's Warming, Octavia!
Com
Rand
Octavia returns home from a trip to the store to find Vinyl Scratch's interesting way of decorating for the holiday.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
All of the Above · 1.2k words · 12 0 · 233 views
T Goku in Equestria
Rom
X'ver
Rand
Equestria gets a surprise visitor! You wouldn't believe what happens when Goku comes to visit!
Rarity
Other
Main 6
Gore
All of the Above · 1.9k words · 5 16 · 260 views
E Rainbow Dash Sets Cloudsdale on Fire
Com
Rand
Tra
Rainbow Dash sets Cloudsale on fire. What more do you want? This is clickbait.
Rainbow Dash
All of the Above · 1.2k words · 30 10 · 336 views
E Mad Love
Rom
Usually, your heart's desire will never be yours without hard work and unwavering dedication. Occasionally, it will fall right in your lap.
Original Character
Moondancer
All of the Above · 7.3k words · 14 5 · 320 views
E Breaks Your Heart
Sad
SoL
Sweetie Belle discovers Apple Bloom crying in the forest.
Apple Bloom
Sweetie Belle
All of the Above · 1.5k words · 43 1 · 699 views

Best stories I've written (Apparently)

Mad Love Usually, your heart's desire will never be yours without hard work and unwavering dedication. Occasionally, it will fall right in your lap. by All of the Above 7,294 words · 320 views · 14 likes · 5 dislikes
The Girl with the Really Big Hair Do you ever catch yourself staring at somebody's hair? by All of the Above 6,906 words · 2,959 views · 103 likes · 2 dislikes
Sacrosanct Sonata is a tad bit obsessed with tacos. Of course, Aria and Adogeio already know this. But when she takes her obsession too far, Aria and Adogeio must make it right. by All of the Above 1,532 words · 830 views · 61 likes · 7 dislikes
Breaks Your Heart Sweetie Belle discovers Apple Bloom crying in the forest. by All of the Above 1,483 words · 699 views · 43 likes · 1 dislikes

Congratulations, me.

Pre-reading Parameters

I will not pre-read for stories that are tagged Mature, Sex. Mature, Gore is fine, but clop is where I must draw the line.

If you want me to look at a crossover story, we'll need to talk about it a little more thoroughly. It really depends on the property being... Crossed over. For example, if you want me to pre-read something involving, oh I don't know, XCOM, then I'll decline because I don't personally play XCOM. If you want me to read something involving some obscure anime that you watch, then I shall decline because I don't understand anime, and have never had the interest to delve into anime. If you want me to read something involving Undertale, I may or may not say yes. I don't play Undertale, but I may be interested in reading it. Perhaps I'll finally get into Undertale that way. Please understand that it is entirely up to personal tastes and specific reasons. 75% of the time, I will decline crossovers. If you can prove to me that it is not a "typical crossover" than I will be more than happy to assist you in your romp.

Fetishes of any kind. Yeah... No.

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