• Member Since 8th Aug, 2012
  • offline last seen Feb 26th, 2014


I'm 24 year old pegasister and an Mechanical Engineering student at SIUE.

Future Story Plans

Where I dump all the junk that pops into my head in the hopes I may write it someday. Feel free to comment about them on my page, be it to tell me "write it now" or "make it stop".

A Tangled Red String: A sequel to "Widget" involving Spike, Chrysalis, and the oblivious half-breed in a love triangle. Light romantic humor, no clop.

Slow Love: Snails has a crush on Twilight, but his tendency to over-think everything keeps getting in the way of telling her. One shot based off of the version of Snails I created for "The Album".

A Different Sort of Heaven: After a car crash leaves her in a coma, a young woman finds herself as a ghost in Equestria, visible to only one stallion who is convinced he's going crazy. The longer she stays, the more corporeal and pony-like she becomes, while on the other side her brain activity decreases on a daily basis. To make matters more complicated, she finds herself falling in love with the only being she can talk to.

A Collection of Crazy Crossovers: A gathering of one shots that will include "The Muppets", "American Dragon Jake Long", "The Life and Times of Juniper Lee", "Toonstruck", "Krypto the Superdog" and "The Wallflower" among others. Chapters will be added sporadically as they come to mind.


I'm Back · 6:19pm Jan 26th, 2014

Just posting this to let everyone know I'm not dead. After spending most of my winter break sick with the flu, I was lucky enough for it to turn into bronchitis and then pneumonia. Joy. Well I'm back on my feet and the new school term has started. More joy. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some catching up to do... No spoilers please.

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Next Planned Update

Subject to change if anyone whines a me for a particular update.

Next Update: Negima

Current State: Distracted

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Random Fact of the Day

Today is the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. That means inaccurate recreations of the speech in the news. Most people don't know it, but Lincoln had a high pitched, effeminate voice and a noticeable southern twang. Now that you know the facts, go back and read the speech in Applejack's voice and you'll be a lot closer to the truth than most of the actors on television.

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Do you know a user named Sam Polson in real life?

Hey Funkyferret. it's me, foxfanmlp22, remember me? the one who made the pajama dash cover art? :twilightsmile:

Oh my god, I am so sorry about this. You remember me right? The young girl with the glasses and Trixie hat at Bronycon? Do you know how bad I feel about not talking to my first ever internet friend in SEVEN MONTHS?!?! I just kinda... drifted away from the fandom, and I'm sorry.
I realize that you're an adult and probably have more important things to do. But, perhaps you have a Skype account? Or a Tumblr, maybe? That way we could talk to each other more often.:fluttercry:

Many thanks for the follow, friend! Your profile pic always brings a quirky smile to my face!

Love always and forever,

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