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A fanfiction in which Flash Sentry has a perfectly normal day at work.

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Thanks to following MeowWolf's YouTube channel, I actually did have some idea of what was in store for me. For those desperate for context, here:

Thank you for a delightfully unexpected crossover.

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It was inspired by my trip to Omega Mart back in Summer '21. It was an interesting experience.

It was also 115 degrees out, so it's possible I hallucinated the whole thing.

I NEED MORE, this is a great idea for a fic and I LOVE IT :heart::pinkiehappy:

“Oh, it’s great! I get fifteen quatloos an hour, vacation days, full medical, dental, and psychokinetic benefits!”

Damn. They still hiring?

BTW you forgot the horror tag.

What?


...


In a good way.

HELL YEAH OMEGAMART
The completely normal Super Market that is endorsed by famous trusted music star Willie Nelson
I really want to go there one day.

Somehow I think MeowWolf would approve
I've been the house of eternal return several times, and I hope to get a chance to go to Omega mart someday.

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What's the "House of Eternal Return" like?

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Word of advice: do NOT visit Vegas in early August. Unless of course you want to roast yourself alive.

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It's a good deal smaller than Omega Mart, but it's a similar idea. Instead of an extra-cursed grocery store it's a perfectly normal house with a perfectly normal family no great catastrophes causing multiple dimensions to intersect ontop of their home no siree.

Flash really deserves an employee bonus for this.

Howdy, hi!

Okay, this was super fun. I don't truly know what I just read, but it was a good time and funny as heck. Love the nonsensical, unreality of the whole thing, the absurdist humour was also on point.

Fun read, thanks~!

Oh oh oh, Omega Mart! You have no idea what's in-store for you!

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*stares at camera for uncomfortably long time while strumming guitar*

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