• Member Since 5th Oct, 2014
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CuddlesTheSatanicAlpaca


Fear me Mortals.

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  • 366 weeks
    Trolling Russia

    Posted this on the Russian Government's facebook page for Topkek.

    (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    #Homoswag
    #FazeClan
    #ThisIsAmerica
    #SantaTouchedMe
    #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Now that I'm in a slightly better mood how are all of my sexy little pretties :pinkiecrazy:

    3 comments · 317 views
  • 366 weeks
    Now that the shit storm is over, how about some breakfast?

    I'm going to make my own group. With black-jack and dead hookers.

    5 comments · 426 views
  • 366 weeks
    Music spam!

    0 comments · 293 views
  • 366 weeks
    That Face When...

    Your Mum finds your hardcore fetish, rape, BDSM, bondage, forced deepthroat until suffocation porn and just shrugs and says "Eh, your Dad's is worse."

    6 comments · 298 views
  • 366 weeks
    True MLG Alpaca now.

    I just did something so MLG that I am now seriously considering applying for FazeClan.

    I used Monster energy drink as bongwater while I had MLG montage music playing.

    As such I am a really baked Alpaca right now. Expect Alpaca shenanigans and fics soon.

    0 comments · 369 views
Oct
11th
2014

Remember kiddies... · 5:15pm Oct 11th, 2014

Jesus loves you means something ENTIRELY different in Mexican prison. :twilightsmile:

Comments ( 3 )

I should go to Mexican prison and try to spread the word of Christianity. I'll probably rise up the social ranks as I start rumors about certain individuals and their sexual dispositions and standards.

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