• Member Since 5th Oct, 2014
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Fear me Mortals.

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  • 366 weeks
    Trolling Russia

    Posted this on the Russian Government's facebook page for Topkek.

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    Now that I'm in a slightly better mood how are all of my sexy little pretties :pinkiecrazy:

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  • 366 weeks
    Now that the shit storm is over, how about some breakfast?

    I'm going to make my own group. With black-jack and dead hookers.

    5 comments · 426 views
  • 366 weeks
    Music spam!

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  • 366 weeks
    That Face When...

    Your Mum finds your hardcore fetish, rape, BDSM, bondage, forced deepthroat until suffocation porn and just shrugs and says "Eh, your Dad's is worse."

    6 comments · 298 views
  • 366 weeks
    True MLG Alpaca now.

    I just did something so MLG that I am now seriously considering applying for FazeClan.

    I used Monster energy drink as bongwater while I had MLG montage music playing.

    As such I am a really baked Alpaca right now. Expect Alpaca shenanigans and fics soon.

    0 comments · 368 views

I wrote my first fic! · 7:30am Oct 11th, 2014

I love Alpaca

After failing to find quality Alpaca on Twilight clop I decided to take it into my hooves and write my own. I hope you all like it and find it worthy masturbatory fiction.

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