🎵 ♪ In the magic of the morning 🎵♪ ♫
♬ 🎶🎵♫ Izzy dies 🎶
Bunnies eat her.
Don't snack on Izzy!
Misty chooses to sacrifice her flesh to the bunnies for the greater good. Finally, she does something positive.
She dies and is fed to the master bunny.
Sunny, for one, welcomes her new overlords.
Master Bunny figures that if she kills everyone, su casa es me casa.
Pipp brings the children to a strip club.

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My commentary:
What's the point of the flying roller coaster if Zipp can just fly on her own?
Twich feels unlimited power when he can scramble his own brain.
Why did Mane 5 get Allura stuck, anyway? All they had to do was open a portal for her.
So, the magic happens at night when nopony is around? That seems wasteful.

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This is the prequel:

TTrixie Sucks

• Equestria Girls
• Comedy

Blood is not the only thing a vampire craves.

• Non-con
• Trixie
• Sunset Shimmer
• Juniper Montage

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And here is the sequel:

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Enjoy!

Ministry of Morality?
Strange? Is there ganja smoke in the area?
Cold... Allura?
Allura pied?
Allura doesn't ask for consent?
You wouldn't like Allura when she's angry.
Allura does evil and that's the end of the episode. Go figure.

Somepony is a grumpy cat.
Sunny is an attention whorse. She should be able to do Earth pony magic even without Alicornisation.
Apparently, Alicorns aren't just the sum of 3 races but even more than that.
She did all the work but only got a helping badge.
Tentacles!
Sunny takes her sweet time. She wants to see her squirm.
Sunny makes pottery, buttons and more tentacles.
The ponies are achievement whorses.

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Misty? Why are you here?
Misty doesn't even care for the obligations she made. Opaline couldn't even teach her responsibility.
I still don't get why everypony wanted to include good-for-nothing Misty. She must have the biggest plot armor I've ever seen.
Since when can Misty talk to animals?
Misty wants to belong, but whenever she gets an opportunity, she bitches about it.

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Her unchecked feed is hundreds of times smaller than mine. Pipp must be losing it.
Sunny is antisocial and doesn't understand extroverts.
Misty doesn't understand cell phones.
Izzy enjoys the vibrations.
"I can totally handle it." - What are hands?
Pipp can't talk during the shower for some reason.
If only cell phones had a silence feature. She's not answering it anyway.

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Problem? Throw a pony at it.
Tidying is magic? So that's why I can't do magic?
"You're throwing it!" *throws it herself
There's nothing like relaxing, surrounded by stuff. Maybe she has dragon origins, given how she indulges in her hoard.
Pipp kills Zipp with kitchen appliances.
That's what you get for being tidy. You get thrown into a random dimension.

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Wait, didn't I just collaborate with Evil Glow?

TTrixie Sucks

• Equestria Girls
• Comedy

Blood is not the only thing a vampire craves.

• Non-con
• Trixie
• Sunset Shimmer
• Juniper Montage

Bad Dragon · 1.1k words  ·  25  41 · 668 views

There must be a reason why I keep cumming back for more.

Here's our joined creation. I hope you enjoy:

EShifting Reality

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Horror
• Thriller

A pony is thrown into a blender of horror and plight.

• Second Person
• Luna
• OC

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It was either that or the cake video. Not much choice contentwise on the horseShoeTube.
Some weirdo is holding up Pipp pillow. I want one!
When horses faint, do they still keep standing? Ponies apparently can't do that.
My talent is: Painting hooves. - If that's talent than we're all talented.
My talent is: I'm gay.
My talent is: I'm a Princess. Bow down to me, plebians!

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