British accents make everything 20% eviller~

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

kek

You're basically everything I want in a girl, minus the personality.

Your local hero!

LOVE AND TOLERATE, MY PONY FRIENDS!

irresistible

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.

i regret everything

Closing the account. Because boring/dumb.

"I left him a word. That word is 'nineteen'. If you say it to him, his mind will be opened. He will tell you what he saw."

Fluttershy smiles politely.

I hate adult neckbearded bronies. Those obsessed cloppers? Yeah, them too. Chances are you hate me because I left a bad review on your story, but look past that. Learn from your mistakes. -The Gimp-

If u see a red sand which on the floor don't eat it it's call a Big Mac made buy pinky pie. If u get the joke I will join your ground or thread :)

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Austria #1

Surah Al-Fatiha In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful (1) Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds, (2) The Beneficent, the Merciful. (3) Owner of the Day of Judgment, (4) Thee (alone) we w

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

space is a waste

If pretending to be a sentient talking lemon on a pony fanfiction website is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Shut up. Just write.

- 502 Internal Bio Error -

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Done.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Keeping Christ out of Christmas since 1942

I'm Roarin Thunder and pouring rain.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."