I shower once every one-hundred years.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

A man with a love of history, ponies, and stories about said ponies. No commissions please, I wrote solely for fun.

Reader, writer, brony above all. That is my creed.

All these moments will be lost, like tears in the rain.

I actually am a scientist!

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

I didn't write any of that.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Hi there. So, I'm a writer & proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! Maybe support me and buy me a Ko-Fi if you wanna? https://ko-fi.com/dekaskittalz

When everyone and everything seems dark, don't be. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

I tend to focus on love and relationships, and what ponies would think of experiencing such a thing with a human. Throw money at me here https://www.patreon.com/captainanonymous

INACTIVE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOYWMJqZ6FwuP2uafX1k6eg

I type stories using my hands

I latch onto any media with good story and characters like a leech, spewing out stories when the flame of... Yeah, I write MLP stories, don't judge me.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.

I'm Him. I been Him. I will continue to be Him.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

Author of The Conversion Bureau: Last Man Standing. Hoping to write more when time presents itself.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

Retired. Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

time is a crime

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

I wish!!

Just a writer as a hobby.

Writer and Spriter.

"You can use that cupboard over there labelled 'Good French Things'. It's empty."