No I'm not dead.

Just been having an interesting time, and a plethora of weird IRL garbage fires to put out.

But fuck all that, we've gotta get on with these reviews.

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Let's talk body language.

Specifically, writing it.

Specifically specifically, what it has to do with writing horsewords.

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Alrighty so.

I don't normally do this sort of thing, normally my blogs are just status updates, story recs, or practical stuff, but an Eldritch Demon commanded me to so I'm doing it.

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Heya folks, happy Tuesday night to you all. Doin' something different tonight.

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Morning everyone.

If you read my blog two days ago, you'll know I had a minor existential meltdown involving my current backlog of ongoing stories.

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Evening folks, how are ya all?

I realize I've been pretty quiet on this site lately. Most of my blogs have been update blogs, and they've really been minor ones at that. I've published a few chapters of Cyclosa, but that's one of my lesser viewed stories so I imagine the least likely to perturb anyone. And yet its the one i'm prioritizing cause I'm apparently dumb.

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Why is everything blue now?

I made the surprising discovery the other day that Deviantart User 96paperkuts has published some amazing fanart for Cyclosa over on her Amino account. I've seen the artist's work over on Derpibooru rather often and I've always quite enjoyed her style, so having a scene from one of my stories done in it is obviously pretty flattering.

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So I fed Luna and Celestia into a plot generator out of boredom, and here's the glorious result.

It's unmodified except for the fact that I horseified all the pronouns.

Celestia looked at the obtuse sausage in her hands and felt smug.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her surroundings. She had always loved the sketchy bar, with its rotten, red restaurant booth. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel smug.

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