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Rust


Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Jul
5th
2016

Do not adjust your sets · 3:16am Jul 5th, 2016

Hey all, sorry but this isn't Rust.

This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.

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Feb
21st
2016

Storytime With Rust; Vol. XLVI · 5:37pm Feb 21st, 2016

A swampy breeze rustles through the decrepit brick apartment complex. It is late night, and it is still humid. Humming, a small black car pulls in and parks at one of the townhouses. Hooves clip on the pavement as a pony slouches up the stoop and fumbles through the door. It blinks at the sudden wash of light from inside.

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Feb
20th
2016

Pink Slip · 10:01pm Feb 20th, 2016

All;


Think I'm done here.

Explanation and details regarding the continuation of stories (which will be finished) and account inheritance to follow shortly.


Yours,

--Uncle Rust

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Oct
21st
2015

Change of Duty Station · 1:07pm Oct 21st, 2015

Friends,

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Aug
30th
2015

CAKEDAY PRESENT FOR YOU ALL · 9:54pm Aug 30th, 2015

#PROMPTSTOMPERS2015

HEY, YOU!

...YEAH, YOU.

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Jul
10th
2015

u guys · 12:12am Jul 10th, 2015


me, basking in my own filth while you look on dissaprovingly

heeeyeyyyy

guise

did a thing

its a nice thing be nice to it i think it will be here whenever the mods say so

remember that one time i did the drunkfic challenge

YEAH"?

like htat

SHUT UP IM FUCKIN ELOQUENT AS TITS

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Jun
2nd
2015

Salty Batpone Documentary · 12:53pm Jun 2nd, 2015

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May
3rd
2015

Man(l)y Extracurriculars of the Salty Batpone · 12:29am May 3rd, 2015

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Mar
21st
2015

Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated · 9:45pm Mar 21st, 2015

This is Uncle Rusty, coming to you live from my nifty little bungalow in upstate New York. Updates on all stories have taken a tailspin after starting work up here at the plant. I'm working hard every day, but when ever I get the chance, I've been swinging away at Legend and a new secret weapon in my arsenal; that Rocketmare sequel I've been teasing you with; Interstella.

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Feb
13th
2015

#datnightlifeswagger · 10:27pm Feb 13th, 2015

>workin' the graveyard shift
>don't see daylight until i go to bed
>sleep all day like a boss
>scorn those sun loving peasants
>what is sun really what even is
>mfw i am become real batpone


nao i am become bat

gaze upn ma fluffeh earses an tremble filthy casual

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