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Rust


Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

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    This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.

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    All;


    Think I'm done here.

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    Yours,

    --Uncle Rust

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    Friends,

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Feb
13th
2015

#datnightlifeswagger · 10:27pm Feb 13th, 2015

>workin' the graveyard shift
>don't see daylight until i go to bed
>sleep all day like a boss
>scorn those sun loving peasants
>what is sun really what even is
>mfw i am become real batpone


nao i am become bat

gaze upn ma fluffeh earses an tremble filthy casual

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Comments ( 34 )

Filthy bat pone.

*throws fruit*

IT NEEDS MORE BASEBALL CAPS!

Solidarity, comrade.

wow, such bat pone, much ear floofs, mangoez

GRAVEYARD SHIFT FOR LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS.

~Skeeter The Lurker

6much7me m1
now we just need 720 no scopes +mountain dew+and doritos plz roost

Cuddly batpone! Must snuggle! And nibble on cute earses!

you're wearing it wrong

2794019
*wearing them wrong*
get on my lvl faget

I have known this feel. :moustache:

You have entirely too many hats, it's such a waste! There are starving casuals children in Africa who could wear those hats!

AH CNT HANDEL TEH FLUFFEH

kek

I tried that once awhile back....my butt likes the sun too much

More hat = more wealth, as said by Mann Co.

If you ain't fluffed before then you bat-pone'd before.

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dem fluffle earses

I work 2 or 5-10pm

Still up to 4am, sleep till noon.

Fuck is that orb in the sky?

Welcome to Club Night Shift, you scrub.

Make sure you keep those ears fluffy.

All you need now is Dewritos + pixel sunglasses and you're set for being an MLG meme in and of itself.

When making a blog post, it's generally a good idea to have a point.

Hap

2794764 Nah, son, you clear don't underst

Soon enough, you'll be sleeping upside down and craving the blood of mortals. Better invest in a light-tight coffin.

inb4 batpones =/= vampires

2794818

Please help me to underst.

We are alike, I sleep all day too, I am awake during the lovely night.
damn sun loving peasants.

2796056 it appears I am 403 Forbidden to gaze upon this masterpiece

Graveshift wirst shif. Dis tru faxs. U nit known the powa of da mornin shoft.

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2796524 It's a 40k commissar with 30 hats.

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