Right. Put out a new chapter, went out for burgers at Five Guys to celebrate. What follows is an surprisingly similar reaction to my own consumption. No, this is not me. This is a sophisticated gentleman who shares my taste in cuisine.

And yes, I did go off on a ghetto-ass rant, playa. Fo'shizzle. Fuck the police, and all that nonsense.

"Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on a full suit of armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae."
-Vonnegut

With Kurt's words ringing in my ears, I realized that this applies to a great deal more than just novels. The world as a whole would do well to heed his words... There simply is no point in attempting to stomp down on something that is put out only for the intent of enjoyment.

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Positively smashing!

Sorry it took so long...you know how it goes. Have some new chapters.

...giggity.

This time last year, if you had told me that I had watched a single episode of My Little Pony, I would have insulted your intelligence level and roasted you with a plethora of stinging verbal barbs, most of them relating to your mother and how much she enjoys my company.

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Sweet baby Luna in her cradle! Thanks for the amazing turnout for the test! I've netted well over a hundred responses, more than what I expected!

That being said, its all I can take. Results are locked in, and I'll be taking no more data!

The results of the study will be posted here when it's completed (about a few weeks.)

...also, new chapter comes out sunday/monday.

Holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

THE BALLAD'S ON EQD!!!

Oh sweet baby Luna in her cradle, FUCK YES!

It is with a detached amusement that I find myself asking this question-

Why do we like ponies so much?

This is, of course, rhetorical. What's not to like? They're charming, adorable, technicolor balls of fun and sunshine. They always end up on top, with a smile on their face (regardless if Pinkie Pie is involved or not.)

We like that sort of thing, I suppose: The happy-go-lucky sort of character that just seems incorrigible in their endeavors to simply act as them-self .

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FEATURED STORY?!?!?

IMPOSSIBRU!!!