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Rust


Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Jan
13th
2015

Storytime With Rust, Vol 0.2, Electric Scootaloo · 1:40am Jan 13th, 2015


respectfully featuring The Descendant, who hopefully will never read this

At the very roof of the world, something cute and fluffy was scuffling about where the snow and rock met open sky.

"Nnnnnggghhh! Billy, you fat fuck! How do you weigh so much! I barely even feed you!"

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Jan
12th
2015

Storytime With Rust, Vol. 0.1 · 12:24am Jan 12th, 2015

Great, jagged peaks spear through the clouds on all sides, eternally spewing snow and ice into the howling winds. The sun is huge and fat, but up here, there is no room for warmth. Only the shrieks of frozen canyons and bare bones of the earth have a place in this realm.

Nopony in their right mind would be there on a day like this, much less ever.

"Fuckin' shitballs, this sucks."

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Dec
23rd
2014

OOC for the Holiday Period · 1:53am Dec 23rd, 2014

I won't be working on anything for a couple weeks.

Family member passed away. He was my brother even if he wasn't.

I am fine. Just need some time to grieve.

Done this before.

Happy holidays,
Rust

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Dec
8th
2014

it is a thing · 2:19am Dec 8th, 2014


One pony. One trip. One way.

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Dec
3rd
2014

New Home, New Job, Same Shit · 11:09pm Dec 3rd, 2014


fuck, i'm hard already

Uncle Rusty's done and moved to upstate New York, kiddos.

Classed up to last phase of training, which means twelve hour days for the next two months. Can you believe it!? That's like three hours more per day than what I used to get! And I have weekends! How cool is that? Starting in on writing as we speak.

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Nov
15th
2014

Uncle Rusty's Nine Hundred Mile Road Trip of Manliness · 10:16pm Nov 15th, 2014


"Aaarrgh! Fuck! Billy, I thought I told you to go before we left!"

Next Friday, I move up to my new home in New York.

This means I'll be traveling there all the way from Charleston. Bit of a drive, y'see.

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Nov
1st
2014

That one time i did a thing · 2:04am Nov 1st, 2014

Hey, you. Yeah, you! Ever want to hear my sexy, sexy voice? Now you can!

Seriously, though. Don't fuckin' chase that laser. You're gonna die.

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Oct
27th
2014

here's a thing · 6:40pm Oct 27th, 2014

Oct
23rd
2014

my shipping · 4:54pm Oct 23rd, 2014

Rust's Glorious Fleet of the Seven Skies

Squalls: fast, light, and armed to the teeth. Solid gasbag design, with a sharkfin keel. Aggression and beauty in the form of an airship.


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Oct
21st
2014

Storytime With Rust, Vol. III · 1:57am Oct 21st, 2014


>be rust
>basically just like you only not a faggot
>its fucking winter
>its fucking new england
>there's fucking snow all over the place
>nutsack almost internal, bitch be cold out today
>friend (we'll call him neckbeard) calls me up
>"Yo dude, we fixed up the old snowmobile, come over so we can fuck around with it!"
>ferbiknowwhatwearegonnadotoday.gif

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