This is Handyman speaking, for those of you who don't know, I'm that guy who writes that fic with that other guy who does the things. Those of you who aren't laughing at the fact I now have an account with a batpony avatar, you have no soul and your first born child will be ginger.
I completely lost it at the part where he shot the Lamborghini to open it and start it while jumping off the building. This is over-the-top hilarious.
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That video was so 80s It made me want to wear tight leather pants and get a mullet.
Lay off the scotch, Rust.
Oh fuck yes take me away Hasselhoff
"If we're gonna make it like a true survivoooorrr!"
Ah, I see you've found the light as well, Dudebro Rust.
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No. You just want some for yourself! Back off!
HISSSSSSSSSS
3118392 Don't give me that batty shit, here, give it here, come on! Hand it over!
3118392 Karate Kid? Watch Once Upon in China I through V. WAY BETTER!
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Fuggoff m8