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Dec
18th
2016

Irony. · 1:42am Dec 18th, 2016




Derp.
Of course banned booze wins. Thanks Government!
...
Or Twilight gave that lecture and got wasted with Celestia later on all the booze she confiscated...
Just something stupid I noticed while looking at the homepage on my phone.

Report REDMAMBA · 324 views · #Booze!
Jul
2nd
2015

I should not be allowed to approach the internet while intoxicated · 3:46am Jul 2nd, 2015

TONIGHT HAS BEEN VERY PRODUCTIVE! I bought myself some of the delicious elixir known as Fireball, and a few delicious craft beers that I was able to find. Having said that, despite my best efforts at consuming a small amount of the booze, I now find myself having drank it all. Soooo tonight's writing is brought to you by Hope, Wheat, Cinnamon, and my good pal malted Barley.

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Report volcodom · 237 views · #Sunset Shimmer #Booze
Aug
30th
2015

CAKEDAY PRESENT FOR YOU ALL · 9:54pm Aug 30th, 2015

#PROMPTSTOMPERS2015

HEY, YOU!

...YEAH, YOU.

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Dec
4th
2017

Ponies and Salt · 2:18am Dec 4th, 2017

I've recently come to a realization.
In a lot of stories on here, authors tend to use salt as a substitute for alcohol in the world of ponies.
Appaloosa and similar Western themed towns often have bars called "The Salt Lick" or something similar.
So, here's my question: If ponies treat salt like booze, then would a pony visiting the ocean by like a human visiting a giant (free) brewery?

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Nov
18th
2017

Drinking 101: Patreon gift for nuclearcore! · 6:37am Nov 18th, 2017

Heya readers! This instalment of reader patreon supported blogging content comes from nuclearcore who was hoping for a crash course in booze.

Hurray booze!

Now then, let’s say you’ve just recently turned 21, or maybe alcohol is something you’re curious about and you’ve never really gotten into it.

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Nov
18th
2017

Drinking 101.01: I forgot something. · 7:29pm Nov 18th, 2017

For anyone who missed it, I did a little-ta-mid sized post on alcohol last night.

I did forget one little thing. Another thing on the sweeter side, go put your liquor of choice (usually Tequila, Vodka is also popular) and orange juice over ice then add some grenadine. You’ve just made a (name of liquor) sunrise!

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Sep
27th
2016

Hap did an Art · 10:47pm Sep 27th, 2016

This one was inspired by my defining traits: my adoration of Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and booze.

Hope you enjoy it. I'm not accustomed to arting outside of the odd cover-art. Or in fact, much art at all. Most of my cover-art is, as you have probably noticed, a bunch of images pasted together. Sometimes I write words on top.

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Aug
10th
2017

Bronycon Support Post · 2:56pm Aug 10th, 2017

By the state of my feed, everyone is at Bronycon.

I am not. This distresses me greatly.

But worry not, I will be with you in spirit. Also in spirits.

You see, in support of this august occasion, I offer the recipes for the following libations, paired by pony:

Rarity's Rose Kiss
In a chilled deep coupe glass combine:
1 part creme de cassis
1 part rosolio
8 parts Champagne (or substitute, I personally prefer a nice Prosecco)

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Oct
2nd
2017

That Amniomorphic Spell · 10:13pm Oct 2nd, 2017

Oct
27th
2016

Haha did y'all think my day was gonna get better? · 9:57pm Oct 27th, 2016

Nov
2nd
2016

Goodbye, Oberst · 9:24pm Nov 2nd, 2016

So I just got home from work a few minutes ago, and the first thing I learned upon walking in the door was...that our Boston Terrier, Oberst, had passed away while I was at work.

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Jul
3rd
2018

Absinthe Part II · 1:32am Jul 3rd, 2018

SWEET MUTTERFICKERS!

2 glasses of absinthe is like taking 5 shots if you drink it too quickly...

I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm not prepared for the imminent cottonmouth.

Apr
10th
2017

Me these past few days. · 10:43pm Apr 10th, 2017

At least that's how it feels.
Still working on Dazzling Sunset.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

Jul
30th
2016

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE · 6:37pm Jul 30th, 2016

That hooch tastes so fucking good. I didn't even have to drink half of it to get this drunk. Since my friend couldn't drink with me last night, I decided to drink my hoock while watching a Kdrama. The problem was after a while if was hard to read the subtitles. That shit tastes pretty good though. I'm surprised it got me like this since I'm sed to hard liquor. It's ahrd acting sober though. I think I might read some of the storie son here or do something... I reaaly want to read

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Jul
29th
2016

Looks like I'll be sober tonight · 10:46pm Jul 29th, 2016

I'd rather drink the hooch with my friend. If she comes, she'll have to drive home and there's no way I'm letting her have a drop of alcohol. She just took a nap so she may or may not come. I'm fine with that, though. Nothing's as bad as that time I threw a birthday party and nobody came.:moustache: Yes, it actually happened. It also happened another time, but it wasn't a birthday party. I'm kind of used to this shit now so it's ok.

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