I am saved occasionally by my wit.

Leave your headcanons at the door.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Sometimes, I am half convinced that I do not really exist. Just wishful thinking, I suppose.

This can't be good.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

I'm a professional dingus.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

I'm not a writer. I'm Shakespearicles's proofreader, lead editor, and sister. And I'm hardly ever on here.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Not Really

“Literature has been the salvation of the damned; literature, literature has inspired and guided lovers, routed despair, and can perhaps, in this case, save the world.” ― John Cheever

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

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I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I just want to make my friends smile, smile, smile!

We'll catch this dream together someday soon. We're rising like the moon.

That guy who writes too many AUs and fluffy fics, apparently.

I have a vocabulary and I’m not afraid to use it. • World-building is my passion.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Struggling to actually write.

Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

Straws were a mistake.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

“Nothing you say can shock us. We’ve dealt with the Goddamn Syeekoh.” —MagnetBolt Help support my poor life choices!

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“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

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"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

"Because after everything burns to the ground I always tend to wander the field of ashes."

Silence amongst the sinful.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer.™

Honor the Goddess of the Sun, Respect the Goddess of the Night, Love the Goddess of Hearts, and Bow to the Queen of Darkness. Oh, and give Twilight a noogie.

* EQD Contributor * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Eleven time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).