Fan fiction. The final frontier.

Apathy is death.

I want to be a slime mold or other colony organism, assembling and dividing, free of all thought and cheerfully proliferating.

Hello, dear listener. Enter freely and of your own will. (Audiobook narrator, VA, singer)

Barcast Podcaster, Book Writer, and Sh*tposter

The greatest storyteller of our time, or just another smuck brony on the internet? YOU decide! (Also I do episode analysis sometimes.)

Occasionally saved by his wit. (Commissions & Patreon)

Leave your headcanons at the door.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Long did I drink from her blasphemous womb. Now, it is raining.

I know you didn't ask for a distantly downhearted observation on ordinary life, but I wrote it anyway.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

I'm a professional dingus.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

I'm not a writer. I'm Shakespearicles's proofreader and lead editor. And I'm hardly ever on here.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Not Really

Ponies living in my head rent free if anybody is

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

mwap

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

I just want to make my friends smile, smile, smile!

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

You don't have to be the best. You just have to be the best you. Tip Jar!

That guy who writes too many AUs and fluffy fics, apparently. Avatar is by Viria.

Please consider buying me a Ko-fi • I have a vocabulary and I’m not afraid to use it.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Struggling to edit, and starting to read.

Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different

Fledgling phoenix. (Avatar by asuraludu on DeviantArt)

Don't hug me

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47

Nancy Janeist

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

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"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

"Because after everything burns to the ground I always tend to wander the field of ashes."