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Nyronus


Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!

Oct
20th
2021

New Life · 5:31am October 20th

Sep
2nd
2021

Report from the Edge of the World · 10:56pm September 2nd

Hi everyone. For those not in the know, I live in Louisiana. Specifically, north, across the lake from New Orleans.

Hi, yes, I am still alive. The hurricane did not kill me.

It was... well, the second worst hurricane I've ever had go over anywhere I was living, and the worst one I've personally been there for.

((I slept through Katrina in a hotel in Kentucky. Which was fortunate. If I'd been at my home at the time... well...))

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Jul
10th
2021

Cynewulf is in trouble · 6:49pm July 10th

A dear friend of mine, our own Cynewulf, mistress of the morose and the philosophical, apologist of the astounding and whimsical, has gotten a kick in the gut courtesy of fate and capitalism. Monochromatic has the details here, and is doing a fund raiser right now, playing Mariokart in increasingly masochistic ways for money for Ms. Wulf, or you can

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Apr
28th
2021

Well, this is strange... · 7:54pm April 28th

So guys, today I came home to find some no doubt dashing and handsome stranger had left me a package! But that's not all! This most probably charming and brilliant man left me a package sent to me from the Russian Federation!

Well. Only one way to solve this! Better open her up!

Hmm. Something down there. And it's purple! What could it be?

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Apr
23rd
2021

To My Fellow 30 Year Old Boomers · 1:31am April 23rd

Apr
15th
2021

It (was) my Birthday! · 4:22am April 15th

'allo Fimfic, yesterday was Homestuck Day! Happy Homestuck Day to all the Vriska Stans in the audience!

But also; it was my birthday.

I would have posted yesterday, but I've been in a daze for the last two days because yesterday was also the day I got my second vaccination shot.

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Feb
20th
2021

Scampy Needs Help · 4:55am February 20th

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Feb
9th
2021

Because even as the world ends... · 7:51pm February 9th

... some bitches gotta be cartoonishly evil fuckwagons.

User SweetBanana is being kicked out of their home for being trans.

During a winter storm.

During a plague.

While trying to go through college.

Help if you can.

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Dec
27th
2020

It's that time of year! · 3:20am Dec 27th, 2020

Once again I rise from my dark slumber to share holiday cheer with the lot of you and someone in particular

EWhat Do You Get for the Mare Who Has Everything?
Maud attempts to help Cheese find a very special Hearth's Warming gift for Pinkie Pie. Together they will endure glitter bombs, sound advice, stand-up comedy, musical numbers, chaos, and fondue, all to give Pinkie Pie the best Hearth's Warming ever.
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It's time for Jinglemas! Next year, you all should try to join in. This is a great event, and I'm happy to participate every year.

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Oct
10th
2020

The Decade of the Horse · 8:20pm Oct 10th, 2020

So, I have been informed that today marks the exact ten year anniversary of the airing of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Boy, what a fucking ride.

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