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JawJoe


I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Apr
17th
2020

I got fanart! Look at me, I got fanart! · 5:45pm April 17th

The other day, a certain fan of mine, with whom I only very rarely communicate, messaged me out of the blue with the above piece, and I was floored.

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Jan
25th
2020

One of these things is not like the other things · 3:43pm January 25th

Okay, which one of you losers was it? We're not going anywhere until somebody fesses up.

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Jan
15th
2020

I published a new book, and it's free · 10:59am January 15th

Transhumans, orbital rings, pet dinosaurs, and space pirates, wrapped up in a realistic take on a future of humans gone bad and science gone right.

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Nov
26th
2019

New website! · 10:58am Nov 26th, 2019

Hey,

In preparation for the release of my new novel, hopefully this year, I've gone ahead and made a brand new original website to officially house my writing business. Check it out here.

The website is very bare bones as of now; I'm planning on filling it up with some actual content gradually.

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Oct
15th
2019

Beta Call: "Starbound" · 11:33am Oct 15th, 2019

It's been almost two years since I first pitched the idea of an optimistic science fiction novel here. It's been almost a year since I gave a little update on that in a personal blog.

Last Sunday, I finished the novel. Now, before I publish it, I'm going to need beta readers.


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Jan
20th
2019

The Current Status of the Now: Fighting Ennui Edition · 9:26pm Jan 20th, 2019

My life is pretty shit, but I know I shouldn't whinge about it
I could be a Palestinian driving buses on the Gaza strip

Yeah, how bad can it be? Some people have it worse than me
I could be an Ipswich prostitute, or Gary Glitter's family

I have no right to cry, some people have it worse than I
I could be a thalidomide kid with something in my eye

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Feb
15th
2018

So I Made a PMV · 6:34pm Feb 15th, 2018

I had a song stuck in my head and decided that the only way to get it unstuck was by making a good old fashioned Pony Music Video. We season 1 now. I wasn't going to publish it -- I actually made it a while ago -- but some people I've shown it to convinced me to put it out there. So here it is. It was a lot of fun to make.

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Feb
10th
2018

Opinion Poll: Emerging Technologies and "Optimistic" Sci-Fi · 3:42pm Feb 10th, 2018

Technology is advancing at a rapid pace. Just a few days ago, an absolute madman launched a fully operational electric vehicle into space with a reusable rocket. Cost-per-kilogram of stuff going into space is plummetting. AI is improving at a frankly frightening rate. Mass-scale automation is right around the corner. Gene modifications through CRISPR tech might be an actual reality within decades. "Deus Ex" style robotic prosthetics are actively being developed.

Does any of that scare you?

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Oct
28th
2017

Had a pony dream · 11:02am Oct 28th, 2017

Fluff post about a dream I had last night. May be a bit humourous, but probably mostly pointless. You've been warned.

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Oct
4th
2017

Reviewing “Colony” by Max Florschutz, or: How I Once Again Proved Myself to be a Grade-A Cunt · 7:08pm Oct 4th, 2017

So if you’re an avid user of fimfiction, chances are you’ve at least heard of Max Florschutz – although if you know him, you probably know him by his alias of Viking ZX.

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