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JawJoe


I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr! Also I have a website now, check me out!

Feb
14th
2021

How to Write a Strong Female Character™ · 8:06pm February 14th

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Jan
30th
2021

More fanart · 11:47pm January 30th

I hesitated with posting this. It feels disingenuous of me to shill my original stuff on here after I haven't posted anything site-relevant in... a half decade or so? On the other hand, just look at this. This is a piece of fanart based on a particular moment in the climax of my debut novel.

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Sep
22nd
2020

On Writing: The World, the Moon, and Smartphones · 5:26pm Sep 22nd, 2020

I don’t consider myself very spiritual, but time and time again, I come to a realisation. Admittedly, this realisation sounds so cliché and banal that it might fit neatly on some uninspired Facebook page dedicated to trite – sorry, “inspirational” – quotes:

Everything is connected.

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Apr
17th
2020

I got fanart! Look at me, I got fanart! · 5:45pm Apr 17th, 2020

Check out the original, full resolution art here.

The other day, a certain fan of mine, with whom I only very rarely communicate, messaged me out of the blue with the above piece, and I was floored.

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Jan
25th
2020

One of these things is not like the other things · 3:43pm Jan 25th, 2020

Okay, which one of you losers was it? We're not going anywhere until somebody fesses up.

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Jan
15th
2020

I published a new book, and it's free · 10:59am Jan 15th, 2020

Transhumans, orbital rings, pet dinosaurs, and space pirates, wrapped up in a realistic take on a future of humans gone bad and science gone right.

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Nov
26th
2019

New website! · 10:58am Nov 26th, 2019

Hey,

In preparation for the release of my new novel, hopefully this year, I've gone ahead and made a brand new original website to officially house my writing business. Check it out here.

The website is very bare bones as of now; I'm planning on filling it up with some actual content gradually.

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Oct
15th
2019

Beta Call: "Starbound" · 11:33am Oct 15th, 2019

It's been almost two years since I first pitched the idea of an optimistic science fiction novel here. It's been almost a year since I gave a little update on that in a personal blog.

Last Sunday, I finished the novel. Now, before I publish it, I'm going to need beta readers.


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Jan
20th
2019

The Current Status of the Now: Fighting Ennui Edition · 9:26pm Jan 20th, 2019

My life is pretty shit, but I know I shouldn't whinge about it
I could be a Palestinian driving buses on the Gaza strip

Yeah, how bad can it be? Some people have it worse than me
I could be an Ipswich prostitute, or Gary Glitter's family

I have no right to cry, some people have it worse than I
I could be a thalidomide kid with something in my eye

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Feb
15th
2018

So I Made a PMV · 6:34pm Feb 15th, 2018

I had a song stuck in my head and decided that the only way to get it unstuck was by making a good old fashioned Pony Music Video. We season 1 now. I wasn't going to publish it -- I actually made it a while ago -- but some people I've shown it to convinced me to put it out there. So here it is. It was a lot of fun to make.

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