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JawJoe


I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Jan
20th
2019

The Current Status of the Now: Fighting Ennui Edition · 9:26pm January 20th

My life is pretty shit, but I know I shouldn't whinge about it
I could be a Palestinian driving buses on the Gaza strip

Yeah, how bad can it be? Some people have it worse than me
I could be an Ipswich prostitute, or Gary Glitter's family

I have no right to cry, some people have it worse than I
I could be a thalidomide kid with something in my eye

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Feb
15th
2018

So I Made a PMV · 6:34pm Feb 15th, 2018

I had a song stuck in my head and decided that the only way to get it unstuck was by making a good old fashioned Pony Music Video. We season 1 now. I wasn't going to publish it -- I actually made it a while ago -- but some people I've shown it to convinced me to put it out there. So here it is. It was a lot of fun to make.

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Feb
10th
2018

Opinion Poll: Emerging Technologies and "Optimistic" Sci-Fi · 3:42pm Feb 10th, 2018

Technology is advancing at a rapid pace. Just a few days ago, an absolute madman launched a fully operational electric vehicle into space with a reusable rocket. Cost-per-kilogram of stuff going into space is plummetting. AI is improving at a frankly frightening rate. Mass-scale automation is right around the corner. Gene modifications through CRISPR tech might be an actual reality within decades. "Deus Ex" style robotic prosthetics are actively being developed.

Does any of that scare you?

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Oct
28th
2017

Had a pony dream · 11:02am Oct 28th, 2017

Fluff post about a dream I had last night. May be a bit humourous, but probably mostly pointless. You've been warned.

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Oct
4th
2017

Reviewing “Colony” by Max Florschutz, or: How I Once Again Proved Myself to be a Grade-A Cunt · 7:08pm Oct 4th, 2017

So if you’re an avid user of fimfiction, chances are you’ve at least heard of Max Florschutz – although if you know him, you probably know him by his alias of Viking ZX.

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Jul
28th
2017

Monsters: text-to-speech audiobook · 1:44pm Jul 28th, 2017

So this is a thing now. User going by Hexatona recently told me about this: it's a complete audiobook of Monsters, using text-to-speech. Obviously it's no replacement for a "proper" audiobook with a real narrator, but I feel it still has its uses; if you just need to listen to Monsters while on a long car trip or something, this will work just fine.

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Jul
23rd
2017

How Twilight's Kingdom Killed the Show (Master Post) · 12:06pm Jul 23rd, 2017

A compilation post for the full, 5-part review series. You can also find the full script for the entire series here.

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Jul
19th
2017

Psst, hey, kids... want a free book? · 9:23pm Jul 19th, 2017

You may have heard of a user here on fimfic who goes by the name Viking ZX. With over 700 followers, he's one of the better (dare I say best?) known writers on the site, making him even more famous than me. Which is crazy, right? More famous than your boy JawJoe? Shenanigans, I say!

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Jun
25th
2017

Monsters-inspired music · 10:39pm Jun 25th, 2017

Yep. That's it up there. Go check it out.

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Apr
20th
2017

soon · 8:09pm Apr 20th, 2017

It's gonna be a 5-part series.

Part 1 is 40 minutes.

Narrated by me, in my glorious Lugosi-Dracula accent.

It's gonna be great.

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