‘drinking only coke so that I can shoot kidney stones outta my dick like a machinegun’

I shall Butcher your dreams

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

There's a new kid in town; he looks like an old friend; just a little watered-down // But the world's so paper-thin; I tripped and I fell through // Pretty young thing going dancing in the rain

A sick mind further poisoned by the internet. Pay him no mind, lest you are wrapped into his dark fantasy.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

I am a fanfic critic i will give your work a number from 1 to 200. But i will only mark your work if you have more then 10 fanfic storys

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

Good and Evil are nothing more than two sides of the same coin for where you may one as evil other see as a hero.

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

I’m back and I want to write again.

Distortion is the essence of chaos

I'm an avid fanfiction writer and the personification of anxiety. That's all you need to know.

Ara ara, I guess we're back and stuff.

I'm a strange and nice guy with a big heart :) I love to read and play video games. I live in Finland and do stuff for no apparent reason cause i am weird like that.... Brohoof! :D

A leaner of SFM who writes ocassionally

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Perpetual writer, occasional musician, desultory comedian. Octavia is the best pony. Fight me.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

The lamb misused breeds public strife/and yet forgives the butcher's knife

Been here since: est. 11/16/14 ____ Making Pony Games/Stuff: http://tinyurl.com/tartarusfiregaming

A 26 year old german, drumplaying, metalhead Brony (with ADHD), that loves WW2 stuff and good stories. Working as freelance editor and proofreader.

Being classy is my teenage rebellion.

she/her, b.1997, PNW.

Transgirl, Rarely Writer, NO LONGER ANNOYED AT HAVING A CRINGE-ASS USERNAME. I used to write a little, but now I mostly just read. [HRT 11th/02/21]

Friendship is butt stuff and lots of shaky toys xD

I'm Mordecai Mapper, musician, writer, person

Good at starting giant ideas. Bad at (a) finishing and (b) thinking of finishable things, but hoping to improve.

The greatest storyteller of our time, or just another smuck pony fan on the internet? YOU decide! (Also I do episode analysis sometimes.)

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Author, Illustrator, She/Her

Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.

I have the power of the Ñ

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

i used to be an editor on here, but real life got in the way. i still write a little bit, though it's been a hot minute since i've posted lmao

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

What a weird time capsule.

I need to think of a better bio. One that doesn't involve pepperoni rolls.

Romance and Slice of Life Writer