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Male. Born 1995. You do the math cause I keep forgetting how old I am. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976


Hello, you reached Appletank's residence. He may or may not be home right now. I don't comment much, because really, saying the same compliments over and over again seem a bit pointless.

I specialize in weirdness, because everyone else already has a nice normal story. I am a bit of an incompetent author, so go through my story lists at your own risk. Try avoiding the first one, the Repairs one. It was bad.

NOTE: I'm the cheap guy in the alley you ask for art when there's no better option. If you can't find a better artist, or his price is too high, I can poop out a quick sketch for you. It makes me feel important. I got a DeviantArt (Apple-Tank), see if you like my style. Usually, I go for semi-realistic.

I am a semi-competent proofreader, though I probably won't be able to help you make it sound nice, it at least will have good spelling and readable grammar, whether in GDocs or in the comments. Results may vary.

My pride and joy is The Great Multiverse Theory, where I attempt to make a world where anything and everything works within is paradigm. I'm looking at you, Traveler. If you ask me about it, I will spawn an essay by accident. It has happened three times already. I really should make a document so I can just copy and paste.

Also arts. Everything I do (so far) is a bit out there, so I am forced to make my own shit. I like the results anyways, so it works out.

My (last checked) WPM is around 65-70. Pretty good, but its not very sustainable. My brain is full of goop that needs to fall though a funnel first.

WIP pony fics.

On route: Diary of the Dead
Let's live a little longer. How much "little" is is up for interpretation.
In planning: ....Peaches
I hate you all
In planning: 5 score and 4 ways to die.
Random species change is dangerous, yo
In planning: Deus Ex: Magic Revolution
Let's science the shit out of magic.

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1) Don't be a dick
2) Anger is useless 90% of the time, especially when it controls you. You start attacking others, and makes you look like a fool.
3) Conflicting opinions are based on differing world views. Attacking them isn't going to change what was instilled in them at birth, besides make you look like a fool. Try to convince them that they are wrong instead. If said worldviews are subjective, then agree that you have differing priorities and please don't try to hurt others concerning it.
4) Avoiding dwelling on the past. Learn from it instead. You can't change it anymore, except the future. We don't have time travel yet. Get over it.


There's a significant lack of peaches recently · 6:35am December 4th

Wow, has it been over a year since I made a Peaches shitpost?

Here, have another.

Also known as "Ponymonium in 1K words or less"

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Hm. My idea of multiverses is that everything is within its own dimension of existence. The dimension keeps everything stable and contains all the rules of existence that these universes and their temporal tangents work off. Sometimes you have dimensions that impact against each other, and rarely you'll get cross-dimensions that contain non-conflicting rules from both.


The way I dealt with "universe exists only by itself" scenarios is just multiverses all the way down.

Hm. Looks like we came up with similar ideas for the existence of different universes. I made my own, very long theories concerning space and time, myself.

Ah, that. It's a half baked idea I've been kicking around for almost a decade, with at least 4 versions/rewrites. Full title is "The Great Multiverse Theory", in which I attempted to come up with an idea that can fit theoretically anything. The version below is slightly outdated

The basic idea that stayed the same is that any story with a sufficient following and a stable logical universe exists somewhere. The more stable, the more self sustaining. A crack fic would be a tiny, cracked thing with the seams showing. A stable one would grow its own history and future.

Then added on top was the amused thought that unlike every other multiverse setting I've come across, the "defenders" weren't much better than the demons they were trying to protect against.

The why was frisked from a Kingdom Hearts idea, which I decided the entire mess started from a war being lost, and the last desperate fighter burned his own existence to fuel a spell that turned his enemies into the final line of defense.

One person wasn't exactly capable of an effect of that magnitude, and resulted in a frayed, sparse, tango line of universes with guardians one difficult fight away of devolving into the very monsters they fought. This was fueled by plucking a "hero" from a universe and convincing them (through any means necessary) to sacrifice themselves to keep the multiverse running just a bit longer.

I have yet found a plot I'm happy with writing about. Most of the problems come from them being basically god mode all the time.

Yes. I'm not very good at new interactions, although I just now noticed your TGMT down there. What's that all aboot?

Foal Necromancer, but that was mainly just me going 'boop' like here.

Just realized I talked to you briefly last year.

Hey, Apple Tank! How ya doin'? Got time for a random survey? If so, then splendid! Answer the follow questions below.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

-What is your favorite season? (As in winter, spring, summer, and autumn)

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?

Death Egg Robot (Sonic the Hedgehog): Want a mech suit with a charming cartoony style? Then look no further than the Death Egg Robot. The Death Egg Robot is a large mech suit that comes with the ability to fly along with rotating drill-like claws that can be launched. Comes with the option for lasers and can take some punishment, though its ground speed is a bit slow.

Metal Face Mechon Suit (Xenoblade Chronicles): Want something really cool that will intimidate your enemies? A bit of a tight fit, but this mech suit has ultra smooth and precise controls, and is very powerful. The Metal Face Mechon Suit comes with strong and sharp claw hands, a powerful laser cannon, is capable of long distance flight, and is made of extremely strong and durable metal. Also comes with a cool voice.

Megazord (Power Rangers): Do you have friends and want something to do together with them? Then this is the mech suit for you. This Megazord is made of several different robots that is completely customizable with all sorts of looks, styles, and weapons. Not to mention it’s huge! Requires multiple people to operate, as well as effective teamwork, coordination, and communication.

Armored Personnel Unit (The Matrix): While it may not protect the person controlling the mech suit, this Armored Personnel Unit is perfect for those who are very gun-happy and favor smooth controls.

I don't really like both, but I tend to drink coffee more than tea because I think coffee has more caffeine(?) and if I'm going to drink them might as well drink the one more likely to keep me awake.

Tea or coffee?

Hey, thanks for the follow! :yay:

You get one free internet hug per person you entertain per updates. There's not much of a health plan for fanfic writers.

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The Great Multiverse Theory (TGMT)

1) Everything can exist
--Not everything will exist. They must have
--A)Their own internal logic that must be stable. You can have a place with a gravitational constant of 6.1*10^-11, but you can't have a constant of 6.6*10^-11 50 miles away.
--B) Enough people believing in its general idea long enough for the creatures inside to believe in themselves
2) Everything exists within a boiling sea of pure energy, which is also extremely responsive to the constructs people make in their dreams and imaginations. This is the source of many worlds, including the multiverse itself due to a timeline that more resembles a frayed mobius strip.
--There is an (so far) infinite chain of multiverses stacked on top of each other.
3) This energy can also create specific constructs, persons, personalities. Due to the nature of feeding practices, which is either passive or active, there are very few beings Outside that have grey morality, either good or insane. The insane have a lot of power from draining the energy of worlds, but lack of control. It’s the only thing that keeps the balance of powers, and prevents the destruction of all life throughout the multiverse.
4) You will and do have a copy of yourself somewhere, even if you yourself are a dimension jumper and the powers that be say you don’t. You just haven’t looked far enough, and taken a step Outside.
5) Insiders should avoid dealing with Outsiders. It messes with the order of events. We will come to you if you’ve done something or if something will be done to you.
6) Rule breaking is not taken lightly. We have the power to force changes in order to begin a reset sequence on the world.
7) Time is a relative concept, and adjustable. It is possible to visit a exterminated world, but only like a movie, and only concerning points of time that aren’t a critical point.
Z) There are exceptions. Always.

Wedje: The power class. Somewhat fragile, but can completely annihilate their targets. Pure destructive power. (Similar to Unicorn)
Shtik: Agility. Speed around the field, either ambushing or collecting intelligence for a powerful critical strike. (Pegasus)Me is somewhat weaker than most in this regard since he doesn't exactly have a "following" of those who feed him specific imagination energy, so he has to make do with what he can copy and constructs his own designs so he doesn't have to rebuild speed enhancers everytime. He just summons a blueprint, which fills up quickly for his use.
Loch (lock): Defense, armor. Deflection, shields. A bit lumbering. They have one of my favorite abilities, the redirect, which is the ability to use others attacks against them (aka TF2-Pyro reflect) (Earth)
Exterminator: These people take out people who break the Rules, or enforces them. May sometimes conduct demolitions on unstable worlds, with a possible destroyer being birthed from it. Time is a bit wonky, so its past version can be sort of "visited"
Administrator: Coordinates efforts, also enforces rules, and watches possible rule breakers. Support role.
Protector: Guards those who are likely to be hurt by rule-breakers. More defensive than Exterminators, who are usually the one hunting. A bit harder.

To Infinity. For Eternity
No matter the cost. Exterminator Corps
All According to the Plan. Administrator Operations
To Enforce Absolute Justice. Protector Securities

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