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I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

"Attention! To all visitors and non-technical peeping onlookers: Do not poke your fingers or grab inside the computing machine. Otherwise, the spring assembly may snap and fuses may blow popping and spitting sparks. Not to be handled by dumbheads. Rubbernecking sightseers must keep their cotton-picking hands in the pockets. So, relax and watch the blinking lights."

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Merry New Years! · 5:07am January 1st

2018 has been a rough year for me, as I'm sure it has been for many other people.

I experienced a few hardships that everyone will experience.

But here's to 2019. The year I turn 21... in 11 months. That means I'll be able to begin pursuing the job I actually want, soon.

But that's still 11 months off. So for the time being, happy new years to everyone reading this and good luck!

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Please continue 'Negotiations between A princess and a president'!!!

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2664246 Do you ever complete a story?

Bitch? I am more of a slut. But yes I am not a HK fan The G3 is the most overrated battle rifle ever made. Please don't get me started on their handguns..

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