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I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

"Attention! To all visitors and non-technical peeping onlookers: Do not poke your fingers or grab inside the computing machine. Otherwise, the spring assembly may snap and fuses may blow popping and spitting sparks. Not to be handled by dumbheads. Rubbernecking sightseers must keep their cotton-picking hands in the pockets. So, relax and watch the blinking lights."

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A special (late) Mother's Day chapter of Phoenix released, also Happy (late) Mother's Day. · 11:04am May 14th

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So, while at work, the thought occurred to me that this would make a good mother's day chapter. Of course, I then had to go and meet my mother for dinner, which put me back home at around 6:45ish.

I then promptly fell asleep and didn't wake back up until around 11, at which point I got cracking on this chapter.

Also, happy belated Mother's Day to any of my followers who happen to be mothers.

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What are Sabaton and Joakim?

Thank you very much for the favorite on A Queen & You!

Thanks for the favorite of "I'm no Princess, I'm a wreck." I really appreciate it. :pinkiehappy:

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