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I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.

"Attention! To all visitors and non-technical peeping onlookers: Do not poke your fingers or grab inside the computing machine. Otherwise, the spring assembly may snap and fuses may blow popping and spitting sparks. Not to be handled by dumbheads. Rubbernecking sightseers must keep their cotton-picking hands in the pockets. So, relax and watch the blinking lights."

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Merry New Years! · 5:07am Jan 1st, 2019

2018 has been a rough year for me, as I'm sure it has been for many other people.

I experienced a few hardships that everyone will experience.

But here's to 2019. The year I turn 21... in 11 months. That means I'll be able to begin pursuing the job I actually want, soon.

But that's still 11 months off. So for the time being, happy new years to everyone reading this and good luck!

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When are you continuing A Gilded Cage is still a Cage.

Try not to continue this:
"Through the gates of hell..."


Maybe Phoenix, but no guarantee.

Update for any of your story’s anytime soon?

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I loved the story "Michael" because it shows that Princess Celestia got what was coming for trying to ponify Humanity into Newfoals but I've one question that I would like to ask...

Can Xenolestia resist Ghost Rider's Penance Stare?

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