• Member Since 26th Dec, 2011
  • offline last seen Jun 17th, 2018

Gherkin


I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

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Dec
27th
2014

Three Years · 9:46am Dec 27th, 2014

Well.

It's been just over three years since I joined this horrible, disgusting fine, wonderful community, and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Merry belated Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of you who enjoy my stories, slow as their updates may be. I am eternally grateful to all of you.

Here's to another three years, and many more after that.

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The Self-Proclaimed Crossover Guy

Hello everyone, and welcome to my profile! My name is Matt, and I am an eighteen-year-old British gentleman twat currently residing in the beautiful, sunny backside of Australia, Adelaide. I play video games on both PC and console, and write fanfiction when I can be arsed. I became a brony in September of 2011, becoming interested after a friend, regrettably, showed me Cupcakes. Then I started writing. So now you know where all the shit before you came from.

I am a fan of, and primarily write crossovers. I may dabble in other genres, at some point. Maybe. Other than this, I enjoy games such as Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, and PAYDAY, listen to a variety of different music, and generally sit on my arse procrastinating.

Objectives:

[x] Reach 5000 Total Story Views
[x] Reach 10,000 Total Story Views
[x] Reach 25,000 Total Story Views
[x] Reach 50,000 Total Story Views
[x] Reach 75,000 Total Story Views
[x] Reach 100,000 Total Story Views
[x] Reach 250,000 Total Story Views
[ ] Reach 500,000 Total Story Views
[x] Have a Story Featured

[x] Reach 50 Followers
[x] Reach 100 Followers
[x] Reach 250 Followers
[ ] Reach 500 Followers
[ ] Reach 1000 Followers

[ ] Been interviewed about one of my stories

If you want to talk to me about something, or even just chat, send me a PM or add me on other stuff below:

Add me on PSN: Gherkin8088
Add me on Steam: Ezio Audacity the Refrigerator - If your profile is private, I will not accept your request unless you've messaged me on here. Too many scammers and the like going around these days.

Take care everybody! Stay beautiful.

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Would you ever consider submitting a few of your stories to the Fanfiction Audio Recordings groups? Those groups get people's fanfictions submitted to them and then systematically convert them to audiobook or radio play form. Reason being is that audiobooks are a really popular thing and I think it would really get your name out there. Plus, I'd personally really like to hear your fanfic For Queen and Country in audiobook form. Reason also I'm asking you is that the story has to be submitted by the original author.

Comment posted by Black Hoof deleted Jul 14th, 2016

You should add another FiMFiction achievement to your list.
- Don't give a buck
Drop your Incomplete stories and start ignoring your readers, without giving any word, for at least one year.

Thanks for the follow. Hopefully I'll be able to make good on it.

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