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Gherkin


I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

T

"I'll tell ya one thing, T, I'm getting too old for this nonsense."


Everything changed when the letter arrived at her door. Twilight Sparkle opened it, thinking it to be nothing but a letter from her former mentor, or perhaps something from an adoring fanfilly. When she read the message within, she realised that this was not the case. Instead, it contained a terrifying ultimatum from a mysterious kidnapper: she would find a way to rob the supposedly impregnable royal vault beneath Canterlot Castle, or do nothing and let her friend Fluttershy die.

Panicked, and with no other choice, the princess decided to cast a spell to summon some of the best thieves for the job. Little did she know that it had a wider reach than she had first expected.


Set during Season 4. A crossover with Grand Theft Auto V. © Rockstar Games. Rated T for strong and potentially offensive language.

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Rarity never wanted much. To find success with her fashion career, perhaps. To live a peaceful life with her friends, definitely.

But this? Rarity never wanted this, that's for sure.

Cast into an unfamiliar world, and with the help of a few strange allies, Rarity finds herself on an adventure spanning almost an entire century, as she uncovers more about the curious yet dangerous new world she now finds herself in, while searching for a way to return to Equestria.

A crossover with Assassin's Creed III and Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag.
Diverges from canon before Rainbow Rocks takes place.


Cover art courtesy of LightningDust.

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This story is a sequel to For Queen and Country


Twilight Sparkle always had a feeling that ponies were not alone in the universe. When he arrived in Equestria, she was proven right.

After he uncovered and subsequently overthrew a plot to kill the two princesses, they sent him back to his world. However, the curiosity of Princess Celestia was still unsatisfied. She had a glimpse of this other world through the mind of this one man, this agent of a service known as 'MI6', but wanted to know more. To this end, she resolved to send her former student there, in an effort to understand more of the human race and, perhaps, meet their mutual friend once again.

Who was this friend, you ask?

Bond. James Bond.

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When Moira Brown first published her Wasteland Survival Guide in 2277, thanks to the help of a newfound friend, she never knew that the east coast Brotherhood of Steel would take notice, much less ask her to accompany them so she could distribute them in various settlements across the ruins of the United States.

But they did, and her travels have led her to the Mojave Wasteland, and into the company of a wisecracking courier and his hardened sniper friend. She was set to hand out some copies of her guide to settlements surrounding the city of New Vegas. However, after a surprise attack, she and the sniper find themselves in a strange land, untouched by the ravages of nuclear war.

Moira may have mastered the wasteland, but will she learn to survive in Equestria?

A crossover with Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas.

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Twilight is enjoying a perfectly normal day in Ponyville. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and everything is perfectly fine.

That is, until a number of strange, mute creatures appear, who seem hell-bent on attacking each other for no reason whatsoever.

Grand Theft Auto Online © Rockstar Games

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Hey, I'm Rainbow Dash. You probably know me, right? What am I saying, of course you do. Best flyer in Equestria, and all that.

Well, the thing is, I'm kind of in trouble. You probably heard about my friend Twilight becoming a princess, right? Well, she cast this crazy spell and now I don't know where I am. I mean, it looks like Ponyville, but I know it isn't. It doesn't feel right. Ponies are paranoid, and the guards are everywhere.

Worst of all, though, everypony seems to run in fear at the mention of Twilight Sparkle.

What am I going to do?

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Australian gaming program Good Game has recently returned to TV, and to celebrate, hosts Bajo and Hex decide to take a look at the My Little Pony mobile game.

Of course, they can't do it without the help of a very special guest.

Good Game © Australian Broadcasting Corporation

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A noir-style take on My Little Dashie, starring everyone's favourite drug-addled ex-cop, Max Payne.

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Commander James Bond was one of MI6's top operatives. Having succeeded in countless missions and bringing down international terrorists such as Le Chiffre and Dominic Greene, Bond is sent to Istanbul to retrieve a hard drive containing the names of every agent involved in undercover affairs. The hard drive in question has fallen into enemy hands, and it's his job to get it back.

After disastrous events in Istanbul during the mission, James finds himself in an unfamiliar land, and soon becomes entangled in a tale of international espionage.

Only one man can protect Equestria and its princesses in this new time of crisis, and his name's Bond.

James Bond.


A sequel has been published: An Equestrian Princess in London.

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Set between The Regal Sisters and Discord and Time.

In the two weeks that Twilight and her friends have been travelling with The Doctor, they have been to many different places, and had many adventures. These are just a few. Come and see what life is like for a pony, travelling throughout all of time and space.

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