• Member Since 26th Dec, 2011
  • offline last seen Jul 22nd, 2022


I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.



Commander James Bond was one of MI6's top operatives. Having succeeded in countless missions and bringing down international terrorists such as Le Chiffre and Dominic Greene, Bond is sent to Istanbul to retrieve a hard drive containing the names of every agent involved in undercover affairs. The hard drive in question has fallen into enemy hands, and it's his job to get it back.

After disastrous events in Istanbul during the mission, James finds himself in an unfamiliar land, and soon becomes entangled in a tale of international espionage.

Only one man can protect Equestria and its princesses in this new time of crisis, and his name's Bond.

James Bond.

A sequel has been published: An Equestrian Princess in London.

Chapters (13)
Comments ( 982 )

Regidar, I took your first! :trollestia:

Anyway, sounds cool. I guess Bond in Equestria will be.

Calling it right now, Bond bangs every mare in Equestria

Yes, he seems to have a habit of being a hit with the ladies.

What's this? A crossover with one of my favourite movie series of all time? You sir, have my interest.

You cand add the "jame bond character" tag by using the "OTHER" tag

Interesting, i`ll track it for now. Lets see where you bring us :pinkiesmile:

You've got my attention...

Interesting. Will track for now. 1682056 Unlikely for Bond to just bang ponies out of the blue, I'm sure he'll flirt just because it's a skill to get the job done....or not. Take comfort in the fact that there is no romance tag....yet.


Bond in Equestria? Now this will be good.

this just might be the most freakin' epic crossover ever...and now Adele, which is always releavant:trollestia:


I am intrigued. :moustache: Continue to do so and I'll let you live.

1681671 I'll take you up on that and raise you a falling in love with one of them sub-plot:ajsmug:

Interesting. Added to my watchlist.

You got bond pretty well. But I'm suspicious of lavender

1681697 A few months back, the admins posted a blog about character tags. They said the 'Other' tag was for characters from FiM that weren't OCs but didn't have there own tag. Crossover characters don't need a tag.

Also, glad to see everyone likes the story!

1681874 Well, I'm taking the events of the games GoldenEye (the Wii remake) and 007 Legends as Craig canon that takes place between Quantum and Skyfall, so you can expect some classic Bond references.

Well, you certainly have my attention. Is Bond in Equestria a theme that hasn't been drained of vitality? We shall see.

1683130 Since this is what I believe to be the first 007 crossover on this site, then I doubt it.

So far, it rings fairly true, including the understatement after the violence. "I'm happy for you." :rainbowlaugh:
I'll be keeping an eye on this one. It has potential.

1683178More than likely, you are mistaken. I bet somewhere on this site you can find another. You just have to look between the stories. And so far, I am looking forward to reading this. Just saw Skyfall a few days ago, and I loved it. Only five words: Don't fuck with the Scottsman.

He always gets the girl... Even if she leaves after he saves her.

This song comes to mind every time I see this...

GOD DAMN IT!!!:twilightangry2: I NEED TO SEE SKYFALL!!:raritycry:

... you couldn't have named this chapter "Die Another Way"?

I mean, great chapter and all, but THE PUNS

Epic Bond crossover needs epic Bond music.

Thanks for everyone who got this to the feature box! Every like is appreciated. :pinkiehappy:

Damn. I've been to Istanbul (not Constantinople), and not once did I see a passage to Equestria.

Having once participated in a James Bond/HHGTG crossover collab, I have to see this through.

James Bond and a MLP crossover? This will be simply SMASHING!

Something that I can contribute to this thread though:

I... I like this.
ONWARDS, DEAR AUTHOR!:pinkiehappy:

So, we have a professional assassin who doesn't really care about life and love in a place where friendship itself is magic,
also a top secret organization who plans to destroy all the major cities in Equestria by unknown means,
and a pony who apparently was researching long distance teleportation before being "captured",
plus with unknown things going on in the human world while James is gone......

You sir, have my complete and undivided attenti- ohh a bird!:pinkiehappy:
Still, very nice job good sir. :moustache::moustache:

Kudos for taking the effort to recap the entire opening to Skyfall!

But what are the odds? Just today I posted a My Little Pony comic and a Skyfall comic back-to-back, and now I find a fanfic that's smushed the two together!

1683623 Most of it is paraphrased, as I couldn't find an exact transcript of the intro online. :twilightsheepish:

OMG i have been waiting for this for SO LONG :pinkiecrazy:

The music i was listing to when i found this story

If it doesn't happen here, someone will write a spin off where it does :rainbowlaugh:

This Bond will be Daniel Craig. In my head, all Bonds have been retconed to be Daniel Craig.

I am confused about how this got posted. Did you submit it as two chapters, because:

Stories that are not related in any way to the Friendship is Magic universe. Your story must be related to the universe at the time of submission, otherwise it will be rejected.

and this isn't (yet).

1683776 Read the first chapter after the prologue before commenting.

James fucking Bond. Let's do this.

1683758 Of course it's Craig, the prologue is the opening scene from Skyfall.

1683946Why do I get the feeling I've seen that somewhere before? Was he on Samurai Jack?

Login or register to comment