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Witnessing the rise and fall of the fandom one clop story at a time.

Story Progression Chart

Journey of the Lost: The Chronicles of Tristan
Chapter 1 Word Count: 5,000

Great and Powerful No Longer
Chapter 3 Word Count: 1,216

The Problem with Wizards
Chapter 1 Word Count: 1,768

The Last Guardians
Final Story Word Count: 4,342

Blog Posts

  • 11 weeks

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  • 11 weeks
    When romance and porn become all too real.

    As a lot of you probably know I've been on quite a roll with Second Time Around I really felt the whole Rarity learning about herself and Mayes overcoming his own hurt turned anger. What was supposed to be a shorter "Hey I think I like you after all lets fuck" has become sad and for me, all too real. The next chapter (Appropriately called "Animals") Is actually hard for me to write because it delves into a sub genre I am not too familiar with and have purposely stayed away from.

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  • 12 weeks
    Drunken Ramblings of a smut writer

    So hey.

    Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.


    Thank you.

    I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.


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  • 12 weeks
    I did it you hungry animals

    Only took almost a year but I finally hit that submit button not only on a new story but also BIE. Feels good man.

    Welp long story short more chapters more action more explosions less tulips more stories more horse pussy

    Thanks for getting me featured. Again.

    Gives me boners man.

    3 comments · 130 views
  • 19 weeks
    Few month update (AKA BLAH BLAH BLAH)

    Sorry folks for my absence... again. I've been working as a VFX technician and audio tech for a film being shot in the city I live in and also performing musical pieces from hit musicals as part of a college project (videos available soon)

    I have, literally, 5 unpublished stories that I'd like proofread and had input on but I've been all over the place that I haven't sent feelers out to get a few willing participants.

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    3 comments · 91 views
  • 36 weeks
    Back to where I started

    Serious blog lads and lasses.

    Been a while since I updated anything. Don't wanna make this a huge cry fest, not asking for money or support, just need a good, long vent.

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    6 comments · 245 views
  • 45 weeks
    Cross Country Trek

    Sorry ya'll for the
    pause. I'm currently getting ready for a move to Virginia to finish things up before traveling back ti the emerald isles.

    Update on hiatus while I move from the western united states all the way to the east in an almost 3000 mile roadtrip.

    See you all soon!

    1 comments · 109 views
  • 53 weeks
    My friend gifted me a rainbow dash body pillow.

    I can't even feckin make this shite up. Been workin on a tattoo for one of my mates and he up and gifted me a body pillow cover of worst pony in a track suit.

    I don't know what the hell the weebs and animu lovers call these things but I guess they are popular as irish baileys in coffee amongst the nerds.

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  • 56 weeks
    Make Equestria Great Again... Or not...


    I want to preface this by saying I'm not against those that voted for our new president and I support all thoughts/concerns/comments openly without hate.

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  • 57 weeks
    Guess who's back?

    It only took, like, twelve feckin chapters but the lyrical miracle pony on fiya Lyra makes her debut! What kind of crazy adventure will she get into?

    4 comments · 168 views

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An introduction, if it pleases you:
Name: SilentAuthor
Real Name: Booze Alan Cassidy Maclachlan (Timothy)
Dimension of Origin: The Ricefields of Omicron 3^98 (Northern Wastes)
Status: Active Peace Lord, Brew Master (Single and ready to dingle)
Special Power: The ability to make people he's never met laugh and question their boners. (Both ladies and men)
Secret Move: "Hold my Beer" (Famous words)
Interests: Furries, MLP, romance, humor, beer, wine, brandy, whisky, cream liqueur. (Bourbon and Root beer)
Disinterests: People not having a good time, black licorice.
Favorite Music: Tuxedo, Luciano Pavarotti, Jason Mraz.
Favorite Pony: Gilda... ya dweeb CELESTIA
Worst Pony: Mayor Mare
What I listen to when I write: Porn Music

I was born and raised on furry cartoons and hit movies like "Cats Don't Dance" and became a yiffing fur fag because of it. My little pony made it worse and the only thing I don't like about the fandom is the excessive use of the equine term "winking" it weirds me out. Don't do that. Stop.

I was abroad between UK and America for awhile and now I'm stuck in the US in the northern frozen wastes where beards are a plenty and women are as cold as the weather. I bar-tend, manage a shop, and sing on weekends at the local pub. I also write excessive amounts of unpublished short stories and erotica. SO MUCH PORN.

My ideal dream is to be locked in a pod with a tube down my throat and hooked up to a machine where I can spend the final years of my pathetic life fucking cartoon ponies and Sawyer from "Cats Don't Dance." Preferably at the same time.


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As black as a midnight on a moonless night.

Tea or coffee?

2402081 God why are you so feckin beautiful and well endowed?

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