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Witnessing the rise and fall of the fandom one clop story at a time.

Story Progression Chart

Journey of the Lost: The Chronicles of Tristan
Chapter 1 Word Count: 5,000

Great and Powerful No Longer
Chapter 3 Word Count: 1,216

The Problem with Wizards
Chapter 1 Word Count: 1,768

The Last Guardians
Final Story Word Count: 4,342

Blog Posts

  • 29 weeks

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  • 29 weeks
    When romance and porn become all too real.

    As a lot of you probably know I've been on quite a roll with Second Time Around I really felt the whole Rarity learning about herself and Mayes overcoming his own hurt turned anger. What was supposed to be a shorter "Hey I think I like you after all lets fuck" has become sad and for me, all too real. The next chapter (Appropriately called "Animals") Is actually hard for me to write because it delves into a sub genre I am not too familiar with and have purposely stayed away from.

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  • 30 weeks
    Drunken Ramblings of a smut writer

    So hey.

    Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.


    Thank you.

    I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.


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    5 comments · 125 views
  • 30 weeks
    I did it you hungry animals

    Only took almost a year but I finally hit that submit button not only on a new story but also BIE. Feels good man.

    Welp long story short more chapters more action more explosions less tulips more stories more horse pussy

    Thanks for getting me featured. Again.

    Gives me boners man.

    3 comments · 149 views
  • 37 weeks
    Few month update (AKA BLAH BLAH BLAH)

    Sorry folks for my absence... again. I've been working as a VFX technician and audio tech for a film being shot in the city I live in and also performing musical pieces from hit musicals as part of a college project (videos available soon)

    I have, literally, 5 unpublished stories that I'd like proofread and had input on but I've been all over the place that I haven't sent feelers out to get a few willing participants.

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    3 comments · 110 views
  • 54 weeks
    Back to where I started

    Serious blog lads and lasses.

    Been a while since I updated anything. Don't wanna make this a huge cry fest, not asking for money or support, just need a good, long vent.

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    6 comments · 281 views
  • 63 weeks
    Cross Country Trek

    Sorry ya'll for the
    pause. I'm currently getting ready for a move to Virginia to finish things up before traveling back ti the emerald isles.

    Update on hiatus while I move from the western united states all the way to the east in an almost 3000 mile roadtrip.

    See you all soon!

    1 comments · 128 views
  • 71 weeks
    My friend gifted me a rainbow dash body pillow.

    I can't even feckin make this shite up. Been workin on a tattoo for one of my mates and he up and gifted me a body pillow cover of worst pony in a track suit.

    I don't know what the hell the weebs and animu lovers call these things but I guess they are popular as irish baileys in coffee amongst the nerds.

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    0 comments · 230 views
  • 74 weeks
    Make Equestria Great Again... Or not...


    I want to preface this by saying I'm not against those that voted for our new president and I support all thoughts/concerns/comments openly without hate.

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    14 comments · 193 views
  • 75 weeks
    Guess who's back?

    It only took, like, twelve feckin chapters but the lyrical miracle pony on fiya Lyra makes her debut! What kind of crazy adventure will she get into?

    4 comments · 184 views

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An introduction, if it pleases you:
Name: SilentAuthor
Real Name: Booze Alan Cassidy Maclachlan (Timothy)
Dimension of Origin: The Ricefields of Omicron 3^98 (Northern Wastes)
Status: Active Peace Lord, Brew Master (Single and ready to dingle)
Special Power: The ability to make people he's never met laugh and question their boners. (Both ladies and men)
Secret Move: "Hold my Beer" (Famous words)
Interests: Furries, MLP, romance, humor, beer, wine, brandy, whisky, cream liqueur. (Bourbon and Root beer)
Disinterests: People not having a good time, black licorice.
Favorite Music: Tuxedo, Luciano Pavarotti, Jason Mraz.
Favorite Pony: Gilda... ya dweeb CELESTIA
Worst Pony: Mayor Mare
What I listen to when I write: Porn Music

I was born and raised on furry cartoons and hit movies like "Cats Don't Dance" and became a yiffing fur fag because of it. My little pony made it worse and the only thing I don't like about the fandom is the excessive use of the equine term "winking" it weirds me out. Don't do that. Stop.

I was abroad between UK and America for awhile and now I'm stuck in the US in the northern frozen wastes where beards are a plenty and women are as cold as the weather. I bar-tend, manage a shop, and sing on weekends at the local pub. I also write excessive amounts of unpublished short stories and erotica. SO MUCH PORN.

My ideal dream is to be locked in a pod with a tube down my throat and hooked up to a machine where I can spend the final years of my pathetic life fucking cartoon ponies and Sawyer from "Cats Don't Dance." Preferably at the same time.


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Hey, buddy! How ya doin'? Got time for a random survey? If so, then splendid! Answer the follow questions below.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

-What is your favorite season? (As in winter, spring, summer, and autumn)

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?

Death Egg Robot (Sonic the Hedgehog): Want a mech suit with a charming cartoony style? Then look no further than the Death Egg Robot. The Death Egg Robot is a large mech suit that comes with the ability to fly along with rotating drill-like claws that can be launched. Comes with the option for lasers and can take some punishment, though its ground speed is a bit slow.

Metal Face Mechon Suit (Xenoblade Chronicles): Want something really cool that will intimidate your enemies? A bit of a tight fit, but this mech suit has ultra smooth and precise controls, and is very powerful. The Metal Face Mechon Suit comes with strong and sharp claw hands, a powerful laser cannon, is capable of long distance flight, and is made of extremely strong and durable metal. Also comes with a cool voice.

Megazord (Power Rangers): Do you have friends and want something to do together with them? Then this is the mech suit for you. This Megazord is made of several different robots that is completely customizable with all sorts of looks, styles, and weapons. Not to mention it’s huge! Requires multiple people to operate, as well as effective teamwork, coordination, and communication.

Armored Personnel Unit (The Matrix): While it may not protect the person controlling the mech suit, this Armored Personnel Unit is perfect for those who are very gun-happy and favor smooth controls.

As black as a midnight on a moonless night.

Tea or coffee?

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