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SilentAuthor


With great age comes great- uh, hm... Uhhhhhhhhhhh

Story Progression Chart


Journey of the Lost: The Chronicles of Tristan
NEW STORY
Chapter 1 Word Count: 5,000


Great and Powerful No Longer
REOPENED FOR BUSINESS!
Chapter 3 Word Count: 1,216


The Problem with Wizards
NEW STORY!
Chapter 1 Word Count: 1,768


The Last Guardians
NEW STORY!
Final Story Word Count: 4,342

Blog Posts
67

  • 10 weeks
    Music incoming for Stories

    Apologies for the delay on updates for my two newest stories.

    My current job has added about 10 hours more each week of tasks I need to do and the burnout is real.

    In other news, songs for One Night at the Blue Moon will be available to listen to on SoundCloud and each chapter will be linked to the song at the start as a link.

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    1 comments · 50 views
  • 18 weeks
    Troubles of the mind and the peace of writing.

    I didn't intend for this story to have a chapter that came out as raw as it did.

    There is some truth to something I was told when I studied music.

    "Music tells stories that words cannot"

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  • 18 weeks
    New story Drop: A Night at the Blue Moon

    Submitted the first four chapters of my new pet project: A Night at the Blue Moon.

    Jazz has always held a place deeply within my heart, ever since I was young and listened to amazing quartets and vocalists. Over the years this love has grown more and more; this being my first foray into writing music and emphasizing the feeling of it through words.

    I'm very excited to present a tongue-in-cheek rom-com and hope readers take as much joy in reading it as I feel writing it.

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  • 19 weeks
    In thought of "Of Wishes and Dreams."

    I did not really expect the story to get many readers let alone the traction it did.

    Though for many; this post will be irrelevant, but it means something to me to express the choices made in writing it and the reasoning for several pointed out points.

    Including breaking away from main cannon and a non-established timeline if just loosely.

    For many people it can be easy to perceive oneself as an undesirable, to believe with certainty they are not worthy of love or affection.

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    0 comments · 132 views
  • 20 weeks
    Back in the saddle

    It's been a long time. A very -very- long time. While going through some of my old accounts and things I had left to the wayside over the years my heart came back to my writing on here. Though when I made my last post I expressed a certain desire to distance myself from this; I have come to find that with age comes a certain level of uncaring for opinion, and even appreciation for my past work.

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    3 comments · 71 views
  • 327 weeks
    Retirement bandwagon

    Hello fellow readers and enjoyers of my carnal tales.

    I guess my blog post will lump in with the rest of the retirement blogs so I don't particularly feel that I have to go into deep details about my decision.

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    9 comments · 657 views
  • 353 weeks
    Who the buck reads blogs anyway? Probably baliwogs.

    So been a while.

    yep been a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong while.

    Yep yep.

    So...

    Filthy Filly Show kind of stopped. Insert real life drama, surgery, other click bait bullshit you don't really care about.

    Where's my ending to Second Time Around Silent Fuck Knuckle?

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    2 comments · 473 views
  • 393 weeks
    FIRST EVER VIDEO BLOG ENTRY (With Drinking)

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  • 393 weeks
    When romance and porn become all too real.

    As a lot of you probably know I've been on quite a roll with Second Time Around I really felt the whole Rarity learning about herself and Mayes overcoming his own hurt turned anger. What was supposed to be a shorter "Hey I think I like you after all lets fuck" has become sad and for me, all too real. The next chapter (Appropriately called "Animals") Is actually hard for me to write because it delves into a sub genre I am not too familiar with and have purposely stayed away from.

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    1 comments · 623 views
  • 394 weeks
    Drunken Ramblings of a smut writer

    So hey.

    Yeah you readers. All of you men and ladies and boys too young to be on here. Yeah I'm pointing at you. Well pointing at a screen drunkenly as I work on a pony face mesh for my face mapping software.

    Ugh...

    Thank you.

    I don't like getting all soppy and crap but when I drink and stuff well it happens.

    Thanks.

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    5 comments · 531 views

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An introduction, if it pleases you:
Name: SilentAuthor
Real Name: Booze Alan Cassidy Maclachlan
Dimension of Origin: The Ricefields of Omicron 3^98 (Northern Wastes)
Status: Active Peace Lord, Brew Master (Single and ready to dingle)
Special Power: The ability to make people he's never met laugh.
Secret Move: "Hold my Beer" (Famous words)
Interests: Furries, MLP, romance, humor, beer, wine, brandy, whisky, cream liqueur. (Bourbon and Root beer)
Disinterests: People not having a good time, black licorice.
Favorite Music: Tuxedo, Luciano Pavarotti, Jason Mraz.
Favorite Pony: Gilda... ya dweeb CELESTIA
Worst Pony: Mayor Mare
What I listen to when I write: Porn Music

I was born and raised on furry cartoons and hit movies like "Cats Don't Dance" and became a fur fag because of it.

I was abroad between UK and America for awhile and now I'm stuck in the US in the northern frozen wastes where beards are a plenty and women are as cold as the weather. I bar-tend, manage a shop, and sing on weekends at the local pub. I also write excessive amounts of unpublished short stories and erotica. SO MUCH PORN.

My ideal dream is to be locked in a pod with a tube down my throat and hooked up to a machine where I can spend the final years of my pathetic life fucking cartoon ponies and Sawyer from "Cats Don't Dance." Preferably at the same time.

Cheers!

May
2nd
2025

Music incoming for Stories · 4:57pm May 2nd

Apologies for the delay on updates for my two newest stories.

My current job has added about 10 hours more each week of tasks I need to do and the burnout is real.

In other news, songs for One Night at the Blue Moon will be available to listen to on SoundCloud and each chapter will be linked to the song at the start as a link.

Read More

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Perhaps, send me a PM with the deets.

Would you be willing to take a fic request?

Hey, buddy! How ya doin'? Got time for a random survey? If so, then splendid! Answer the follow questions below.

-On a hot dog or hamburger, do you prefer ketchup, mustard, or both?

-I don’t know anything about your personal life, but I assume you are always on a tight and exhausting schedule that leaves you feeling stressfully tired. With that in mind, how much would you be willing to pay for an extra hour of sleep in the morning?

Are you an early bird or a night owl?

-What is your favorite season? (As in winter, spring, summer, and autumn)

-Congratulations! It’s your birthday! Even if it isn’t, I’m still going to give you a present in the form of a giant mech suit! Which one would you like?

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Metal Face Mechon Suit (Xenoblade Chronicles): Want something really cool that will intimidate your enemies? A bit of a tight fit, but this mech suit has ultra smooth and precise controls, and is very powerful. The Metal Face Mechon Suit comes with strong and sharp claw hands, a powerful laser cannon, is capable of long distance flight, and is made of extremely strong and durable metal. Also comes with a cool voice.
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Megazord (Power Rangers): Do you have friends and want something to do together with them? Then this is the mech suit for you. This Megazord is made of several different robots that is completely customizable with all sorts of looks, styles, and weapons. Not to mention it’s huge! Requires multiple people to operate, as well as effective teamwork, coordination, and communication.
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Armored Personnel Unit (The Matrix): While it may not protect the person controlling the mech suit, this Armored Personnel Unit is perfect for those who are very gun-happy and favor smooth controls.
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