The world is being overrun with mindless Borg ponies being controlled by the evil Xenolestia. All hope is lost! Until the greatest man in history shows up to beat some sense of Humanity's greatness into them.
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I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beasts
Blow them up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling every pony сука.
Now some one just needs to do another story like this starring Theodore Roosevelt.
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Putin for the win
Vladimir Putin is best pony, and best president of Russia.
If you don't like it, you can Crimea river
Putin will take anything head on, even ponies who are being controlled by evil!
Why was Luna and Fluttershy was left alive?
Look! A TCB crackfic NOT written by Rush!
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Luna because Putin knows all! And knows that Luna was not the main perpetrator.
Fluttershy?
I... didn't want flutterboys raging on my ass for "killing" their waifu,
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/Excuse/ me?
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This is beautiful.
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Putin wipes the floor with Hitler's ass.
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Liked/faved because Russia!
Oh, and also, the story was awesome
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Cry harder, looser.
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Learn2Dictator, Plebs.
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Chinos cochinos.
Learn to SA, Cultural Marxist.
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you are not a true dictator
until you have been in a videogame
with machine guns for hands
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Better version.
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YFW
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Where is Mao's death graphics hmm
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This was the greatest piece of art ever.
That was great.
I needed the laugh, and Sabaton references always make me smile.
4695333 You should not hesitate to kill Fluttershy. Just remember to make her death extra gruesome and bask in the rage. That or laugh along with maniacs like me.
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Glad it made you laugh.
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Instant favorite before reading story.
hail putin
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Children, please.
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Yes?
This is perfection.
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Since I've been blocked:
Thanks for the fav. May I ask what you like about it?
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i dunno my grammar abilities have ceased and i think its because of this story.
I have no clue what the hell just happened, but that was Rush-level stupid hilarity.
That's apparently how badass Putin is.
I thought the greatest man every was kim jung il
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Shit, I might just leave that there.
Snerk.
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The thing that I like about it is how silly it is. That is all.
Russia is best pony.
I think Putin is actually an alien.
hehhehe...
hehehehe.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YOU FOOLS!
DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR ONE AND ONLY TRUE LEADER?
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Pssh, Kim Jung Un's a little bitch compared to Putin.
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I think your Fat Bastard just got invaded.