• Member Since 10th Nov, 2013
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KaBar42


I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

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The world is being overrun with mindless Borg ponies being controlled by the evil Xenolestia. All hope is lost! Until the greatest man in history shows up to beat some sense of Humanity's greatness into them.

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I spit hot borsch when I'm crushing these beasts
Blow them up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba
Doing judo moves and schooling every pony сука.

Vladimir Putin is best pony, and best president of Russia.

If you don't like it, you can Crimea river

Putin will take anything head on, even ponies who are being controlled by evil!

Why was Luna and Fluttershy was left alive?

Look! A TCB crackfic NOT written by Rush!:pinkiegasp:

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Luna because Putin knows all! And knows that Luna was not the main perpetrator.

Fluttershy?

I... didn't want flutterboys raging on my ass for "killing" their waifu,

This is beautiful.

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Putin wipes the floor with Hitler's ass.

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I... didn't want flutterboys raging on my ass for "killing" their waifu,

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Liked/faved because Russia!

Oh, and also, the story was awesome

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you are not a true dictator
until you have been in a videogame
with machine guns for hands

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Where is Mao's death graphics hmm

This was the greatest piece of art ever.

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That was great. :rainbowlaugh:

I needed the laugh, and Sabaton references always make me smile.

4695333 You should not hesitate to kill Fluttershy. Just remember to make her death extra gruesome and bask in the rage. That or laugh along with maniacs like me. :pinkiehappy:

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Glad it made you laugh.

Comment posted by Skeleton Keys deleted Jul 15th, 2014

Instant favorite before reading story.:eeyup:

hail putin

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Since I've been blocked:
Thanks for the fav. May I ask what you like about it?

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i dunno my grammar abilities have ceased and i think its because of this story.

I have no clue what the hell just happened, but that was Rush-level stupid hilarity.

wearing OD green cargo boots tucked into boots

That's apparently how badass Putin is.

I thought the greatest man every was kim jung il

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Shit, I might just leave that there.

The thing that I like about it is how silly it is. That is all. :pinkiesmile:

Russia is best pony.

I think Putin is actually an alien.

But Humanity has on rule. Resist and Bite.

hehhehe...

hehehehe.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YOU FOOLS!

DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR ONE AND ONLY TRUE LEADER?

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Pssh, Kim Jung Un's a little bitch compared to Putin.

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