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Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

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In the furthest reaches of reality
Hides a realm in the last warmth of entropy
inside the ashes of a long dead sky
A place where eternals have come to die
Hear its last singularity scream
Find the devouring machine who can no longer dream.

The last story of the Interloper series. If you can't find it, don't worry, I haven't written it yet, because I'm an idiot.

Title inspired by "Outside the Reaching Sky"
Written in a style vaguely reminiscent of “Lost Cities”
Slight references to "Song of the Spheres"
Slight references to "The Immortal Loops"
Slight references to "Sufficiently Advanced"
Slight references to an unpublished series "Between the Multiverses"

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Sunset didn't have much to her name, outside of her academics.
It comes as quite a shock when she finds herself seemingly the target of prophesy, centered around a town called Ponyville.

And so, she rides a train to Ponyville, and dreams of Nightmares.

Part 0 of the DuskOverDawn AU, in which Twilight is Sunset's senior of a few years.

Cover Art by the cheapass loser who wrote this

This story is just one of the many stops on the Monorail! The event's theme is "trains". For a full list of content, click HERE! This is the 6th stop, but be sure to check out the others!

The previous stop was Pleasant Company by Lingo.

You're more than welcome to write your own addition, the only requirement is rail transport as a major plot element or location. Have fun!

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Rarity didn't believe in ghost stories. That all changed when she found a ghost while helping Sunset Shimmer clean the library's attic.

A romance written by an idiot who smashes canon with a brick, and doesn't know how to write romance. So there's not really any romance. Inspired by what I thought The Enchanted Library was about.

This story is part of the First and Only Raritwi Bomb. A week's worth of stories and art all centered around Rarity and Twilight. If you liked it, the previous story posted is FillyFoolish's "Lamentations", and you can find a master list of all Raritwi Bomb content here, [DING]

Also Sunset is the Element of Magic now. So that's a thing.

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Queen Chrysalis has stolen the Spirit of Generosity from Rarity, crippling the Elements of Harmony. Captain Shining Armor allies with the remaining Elements to beat the shit out of the changelings until Generosity is fully recovered.

A/N: This story was inspired by R5h's fever dreams. The original draft:

What I remember is that he kicked the asses of a bunch of Changelings and each one had a little fragment of the element of generosity
Then he used the reassembled Element to defeat Chrysalis
Then he decided they would live together
Also the Changelings were all anthro

On a side note, this also became an excuse to absolutely cram this short with references. I apologize for the minimal editing.

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This story is a sequel to Beanniversary

Sunset meets with Rainbow to hang out and catch up after the events of "Should I Stay...."

Dammit, Me.

Warnings: [Richer, Extra-Protein Infused Continuity] [5% Beans] [75% Gratuitous Fight Scene] [Sunset Shimmer not being hurt emotionally] [Toy Lasers]

Part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe

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Sunset Shimmer makes a beanaroni pizza.

Rainbow Dash visits.

Sunset cries a little.

To my everlasting shame, part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe

Dammit Syeekoh

Warnings: Rich, protein laden continuity

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A pony walks north and towards a mountain with a glowing peak.

Inspired by Gavin Dunne's "Stay By My Side"

For the Noble Jury "Frozen North" Contest

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This story is a sequel to 99 bottles of Chaos on the Wall

A few princesses are vacationing in Canterlot. It is rudely interrupted by a Changeling invasion. Good thing these princesses happen to be sociopathic mercenaries because I thought it would be funny.

Please don't shoot me. Or freeze me. Or shockwave me off a cliff.

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A terrorist group has taken over a research laboratory in protest of the growing cybernetic field. Agents Solid Sweet, Liquid Red, and Raider are sent in to get an important prototype out.

Yes, this is one long joke.

No, this is really only a slight crossover with the DX:HR trailer, and not enough to warrant a mention, besides a hefty dose of headcanon.

Yes, this is all PresentPerfect's fault with his Soft Hands contest.

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Triplets One, Two, and Four set out to make a spell to let everyone experience walking a mile in another's shoes. They call it the Omnitrot. Things don't work out as expected

Beer and time travel are technically involved.

As Discord said it best, "This makes no goddamned sense, so that makes sense."

I lied.

This is all boardgamebrony's fault, and I regret everything.
(Part of the Discord Event on EqD, 2016/7/19)

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