Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Biological organism known as a human

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I'm here to read great stories. If you're reading this, you must have made a wrong turn.

On a one way trip to the moon

Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic

Just a girl doing her best.

Call me Ashley or Twilight, She/Her, It/Its. My Mastodon & Ko-fi.

I write horsewords for RGRE

A wanderer reflecting on the pilgrimage through lands unknown

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Me and my ponies never go out of style. -The Dreamlands

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

Words have been written. Some of them by me. Those are here. Probably.

Hatch opens, stark light

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon

Your daily dose of Omniship!

Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

fully automated luxury queer space communist. he/him.

‘drinking only coke so that I can shoot kidney stones outta my dick like a machinegun’

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

Voice actor and writer.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I can pretend to speak five languages.

Just somepony who likes words

the rain may fill the holes in the streets but it will NEVER fill the whole in my heart