-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

Just a guy who does Fanfiction readings on YouTube.

A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Retired from fanfic (mostly), but not writing. Responsible for the cleverpun's Critique Corner review series: http://tinyurl.com/h3ftsm3

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I can pretend to speak five languages.

Just somepony who likes words

the rain may fill the holes in the streets but it will NEVER fill the whole in my heart

Silverstream is the walking, talking personification of the "Atashi" pronoun. Fite me M8

...but like, bluer than that, and more ungular.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

The literary equivalent of your mom having an orgasm, really

her bið Mag læne

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

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Yo

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

I like Austraeoh.

ultra bitch

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I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, 'tis stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47

Caw caw?

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Patreon/Ko-fi

An archiver of the Equestrian Multiverse - a silent observer and sometimes concerned third party. Welcome to my tower.

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

I write short little bits of words that somehow fit together into stories. Nice to meet ya!

I think it might be time.

Nancy Janeist

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

“I was benevolent and good; misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous.”

Weird Story Man