Biological organism known as a human

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

I'm here to read great stories. If you're reading this, you must have made a wrong turn.

On a one way trip to the moon

Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic

Just a girl doing her best.

Call me Ashley, She/Her. My Twitter. My Ko-fi.

I write horsewords for RGRE

A wanderer reflecting on the pilgrimage through lands unknown

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

What, still here?

FimFiction's discount Admiral Biscuit.

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life

A cyber security nerd who happens to enjoy horse words. And now writes them occasionally too.

I'll get there someday

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon

Your daily dose of Omniship!

Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

fully automated luxury queer space communist. he/him.

drinking only coke so that I can shoot kidney stones outta my dick like a machinegun

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!|Twitter!|

Voice actor and writer.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I can pretend to speak five languages.

Just somepony who likes words

the rain may fill the holes in the streets but it will NEVER fill the whole in my heart

...but like, bluer than that, and more ungular.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”