fully automated luxury queer space communist. he/him.

permanent hiatus (for real this time)

Catch me at trotcon

im posh

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

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Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

An unapologetic gryphophile, though I pretend to write about other stuff too.- Ko-Fi/Patreon

Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

25/♀️ -- Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

Just a guy who does Fanfiction readings on YouTube.

A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Retired from fanfic (mostly), but not writing. Responsible for the cleverpun's Critique Corner review series: http://tinyurl.com/h3ftsm3

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

I can pretend to speak five languages.

Just somepony who likes words

the rain may fill the holes in the streets but it will NEVER fill the whole in my heart

...but like, bluer than that, and more ungular.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

The literary equivalent of your mom having an orgasm, really

her bið Mag læne

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

Yo

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

I like Austraeoh.

ultra bitch

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I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

That’s how we got Majin, the anthropomorphic personification of Depravity. But he’s like Pratchett’s Death, where he’s wholesome and caring. —RBDash47

Love makes ghosts of us all.

Caw caw?

On hiatus!

An archiver of the Equestrian Multiverse - a silent observer and sometimes concerned third party. Welcome to my tower.

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado. Please consider joining my Patreon