Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
I'm here to read great stories. If you're reading this, you must have made a wrong turn.
Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic
The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!
A cyber security nerd who happens to enjoy horse words. And now writes them occasionally too.
"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~
"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon
Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.
drinking only coke so that I can shoot kidney stones outta my dick like a machinegun
Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.
Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.
"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton
Problem solved! Verdict: utilize excessive levels of boom. If problem persists, use more boom.
"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon
I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
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I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.
"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade
the rain may fill the holes in the streets but it will NEVER fill the whole in my heart
“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”