99 bottles of Chaos on the Wall

by AppleTank

Epilogue: One last bottle

"No Twilight, that's not some sort of 'Immortal's Blood.'" It's literally just mead. I cut a vein open sometimes and drink myself whenever its too much. Luna is more of a red wine. Cadence was born when Luna accidentally cut her heart out while in a bar fight. I have to wind up the replacement every so often, otherwise she gets really cuckoo. She almost always forgets to wind it up herself."

"I'm ... I'm too sober for this."

"Want a vein?"

Comments

[Lord Of Dorkness]

...I have no idea what I just read.

[AppleTank]

7408730

"This makes no goddamned sense, so that makes sense."
I lied.
This is all boardgamebrony's fault, and I regret everything.

I haven't learned about people giving me bad ideas, which resulted in Peaches, that Button mess, and now this.
>sobs
Now hold my beer, and watch this
>explodes

[Fana Farouche]

Whatever this story is, it most emphatically does not deserve a thumbs up.

This however does...

Cadence was born when Luna accidentally cut her heart out while in a bar fight. I have to wind up the replacement every so often, otherwise she gets really cuckoo. She almost always forgets to wind it up herself.

[AppleTank]

7489055
I half assed this out in a few hours for a EqD contest. Apparently it was random, so I didn't even need to apply effort.
I "won" said contest.

[Fana Farouche]

7489982 I must confess, I think the passage quoted is golden.

[AppleTank]

7490098
It was the end result of a stupid excuse to make Alicorns run on alcoholic beverages.
I have a lot of stupid things that never go anywhere.

[PresentPerfect]

I don't know what I just read, and not in a good way.

[AppleTank]

7491604
There was a contest. Effort wasn't required.

[AppleTank]

8047119
Come on, man, I spent like, less than an hour writing this. This is garbage.