99 bottles of Chaos on the Wall

by AppleTank


Epilogue: One last bottle

"No Twilight, that's not some sort of 'Immortal's Blood.'" It's literally just mead. I cut a vein open sometimes and drink myself whenever its too much. Luna is more of a red wine. Cadence was born when Luna accidentally cut her heart out while in a bar fight. I have to wind up the replacement every so often, otherwise she gets really cuckoo. She almost always forgets to wind it up herself."

"I'm ... I'm too sober for this."

"Want a vein?"