SkirtsWatch

by AppleTank

2) Scorecard

Author's Note:

Note: This makes the slightest bit more sense if you read the 2nd chapter of 99 bottles of Chaos on the Wall

Twilight stared horrified at the sea of destruction (and the occasional new fire) that sprouted out across Canterlot. “I ... I just woke up this morning. It was fine when I went to sleep! How did this happen so quickly?!”

Celestia stepped up next to her, looking flatly at the city with a very long straw hanging from her lips. “I find that it tends to help when you’re not sober. Heard from Spike that your blood ‘tastes’ like grape juice after you got a papercut.” She floated the straw over, which was currently IV’d to a vein on the elder Princess’s leg. “Want a drink?”

Comments

[Fana Farouche]

Well isn't that great, now I have to go read 99 bottles...I'll never clear my shelves at this rate.

[PresentPerfect]

Oh, that's why it's marked as a sequel. I have to disagree with your author's note in the first part, I like this one considerably more (I just wish I knew who that was at the end).

[AppleTank]

7491623
Oh, right, forgot to actually mention her name.
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Ella of Cinders

[PresentPerfect]

7492088
Oh, so not a Princess? That's okay, I guess.

[AppleTank]

7492097
Well, I think Cinderella eventually becomes a princess? I mean, I don't really specifically mention that any of them were in the first place. I just figured that cinderella made for a fantastic pun and job description.

[PresentPerfect]

7492244
Oh shit, I'm stupid. XD Well played.

[AppleTank]

7492633
yea, two years ago I got bored and drew various princesses with heavy caliber weaponry. Skirts seemed to like at least a few of them.

[Enigma In the Jungle]

ok... after reading this i thought of 3 things
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.... also when you said Schnee weiss.... i got confused... then the sniper rifle came in and messed me up even more... then the freaking tf2 quote came in and i just.... gave up... too much refrences killing my head

[AppleTank]

7761984
Don't think too hard about it. I sure didn't.