Peaches. Peaches are awesome. Peaches are best fruit. James and the Giant Peach is my favorite movie. Obviously, when I got the funds to go to Comic Con, I dressed as a giant peach.
For some reason, people hate peaches. They should hate Apples. Apples are evil. My old peach tree told me that, and because I didn’t listen, one of them burned my house down.
Continuity: Optional, or for as long as I remember the plot.
Blueshift, this is all your fault.
Author's Note: I didn't try. At all. If this gets upvotes, I'll start seeing how many sharks I can jump intentionally because this does not deserve it.
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Idiots.
Chapters (14)
Most marvelous. Quite simply a work of art, unbenfiting of this generation.
Oh, um, Annoying Orange.
Glorious. Simply glorious.
I just went back after several months to read Obselescence's "Twilight Sparkle Eats Peaches", and not three hours later, this gets uploaded. This must be destiny; there is no other explanation. You absolutely made my day with this story, and are now my hero.
Upvoted, Favorited, Shared with roomates, shed at least one tear.
Interesting so far. Let's see where this goes. My money's on Twilight and Applejack's peach vs apple feud ultimately destroying Equestria. Especially if that wasn't AJ that put the firework under the box but one of the apple trees.
Don't f
k with trees, they'll come for you in the night.
so... 7 likes.... how bout them sharks eh?
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That was completely unintentional.
Also, I hate all of you.
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Why did you do this? You were warned.
You win an internet.
Great story or greatest story?
I beg to differ. This chapter has a crazed, obsessed Twilight Sparkle performing ill-advised tree surgery and she has a flamethrower (which should be standard equipment for all librarians, IMHO).
I WILL NOW USE THE FORCE TO MAKE PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS COMMENT!
first.
Anyone else notice the fact that the kid actually IS the human peach from a different time in his existence?
Ha ha, I'm enjoying this and you can't stop me!
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In the interests of praising you, I shall downvote your comment.
Probably because peaches are very much like ponies.
They're furry, they're a pastel color, and they're squishy on the inside.
Because you promised a flaming train wreck that jumps the shark, and it's exactly what you're delivering.
4363056 I upvoted your comment.
4366509 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*24 hours later*UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Why isn't it over? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?!
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Peaches 4 ever.
Peaches 4 eternity.
HEY YOU! DISLIKE THIS COMMENT!
First.
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So, yeah. Apparently, you're supposed to try to attract downvotes in this comment section. Whoop. Hopefully, mods or the site's automated red finger detector won't break anything.
4618723 when I tell people to dislike a comment and then I say first, it usually makes people say: "heck no! I'm not listening to you! (Upvote)"
Or "ok (Downvote)"
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......this is gonna get weird.
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dammit, not you too.
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Went and about doubled the amount of groups this thing is in.
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Just so you know what
sadistfriend to blame!Seriously though, this was a fun little crack-fic. You should write more of it.
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Also in that not everyone likes eating them.
50 views in the first 5 min? What is wrong with you people.
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Downvoted. Feel proud of it.
What the F*** am I reading here?
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Why am I still reading it?
Oh and peaches go well with mangoes as a pie filling....
...ok I'm going to stop here
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You are a horrible person.
That is all.
You should be expecting this.
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boo.
Who gave this man an upvote?
Not even lemons.
Step up your game, son.
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ok
The cruelty is hilarious
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Goddammit, not another one.
Have a
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You can't tell me what to do.
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Um, yeah, you too.
Oh god..
Why are you so bad at writing poorly?
I'm sorry but I have to upvote this story.
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ARGH
Where do you zombies keep coming from.
I quit FimFiction...
We wear the mask that grins and lies, It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes.
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What else is friends for, right?
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... Did you start promoting this somewhere?
Promote Diaries, dammit. All I do is insult people and schadenfreude a pissed off peach.
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Seriously though, it came up in conversation over at LoHAV; somebody asked if anybody had actually done a story were the person ends up non-human.
Believe it or not, but this was the best story with something like that going on I could think off.
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And you couldn't remember a human turning into a pony?
Or just a LoHaV version?
Oh, that reminds me. I really should end this story arc with the guy actually snapping for once.