For most humans, being sent to Equestria and put into the body of a megalomaniacal centaur trapped in the depths of Tartarus would be the most bizarre thing that ever happened to them. For a certain knife-wielding mercenary, it was Tuesday.
Sometimes time travel is possible. Sometimes it goes wrong. Sometimes a futuristic soldier goes on a killing spree to reach the time machine to get back home, and begins an era of video game characters finding their way to Equestria. It happens.
Some contract killers just don't see a lot of action. If you want to meet the mercenaries who don't usually get the spotlight, Team Fortress 2's fan favorites are coming to town to whoop flank and chew hay. And we've got plenty of hay.
He enjoys flying but does not like flying planes. He lives the American dream, yet he is not fat. Who is he? Well, by the cover art, and the series this story is a part of, it should be obvious.
For most humans, being sent to Equestria and put into the body of a megalomaniacal centaur trapped in the depths of Tartarus would be the most bizarre thing that ever happened to them. For a certain knife-wielding mercenary, it was Tuesday.
