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Immortan Joe

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Stories that had Reached the Gates of Valhalla!

  • The Narrator and MLP All Jackson the narrator wants to do is write an MLP fanfiction. But when his writings start to gain a mind of their own and the characters start to interact with him, how will the residents of Equestria react to a man narrating their lives. by Immortan Joe 12,016 words · 2,156 views · 186 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Lazarus: The Rise of Man When the Cataclysm struck, Earth was plunged into an eternal darkness and Mankind was assumed to be extinct, left in the forgotten books of history. But what if they never truly died out? What if they're asleep? And what if they woke up? by Immortan Joe 160,172 words · 14,927 views · 1,494 likes · 140 dislikes
  • The Butler Lee Harrison was forcefully ripped out of his life as a father and placed into a new life as a butler, working for a ruler of a species he's never seen before. by Immortan Joe 55,589 words · 4,237 views · 473 likes · 33 dislikes
  • Doomguy Wants It In search for a replacement for his pet Daisy (his rabbit). Doomguy finds himself in Equestria right after Twilight enchanted Smarty Pants with the Want it Need it spell. by Immortan Joe 2,960 words · 4,102 views · 292 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Last of My Kind In the near future mankind was driven into a biochemical war against an unidentifiable contagion created by an asteroid that struck the planet. Without no cure or any form of escape, mankind buried themselves and awaited their extinction. by Immortan Joe 124,482 words · 13,765 views · 1,713 likes · 153 dislikes

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2398076 lmao :rainbowlaugh:

I'm dying. You just made my night.

Well well. You ended up on the front page again. Seems like you're 'with it', like I was.

Will you ever finish the butler? I can wait, just wondering.

2364033 I'll try your The Sorta Yet Not so Average Human in Equesria story, and keep my thoughts on it to myself until it's done. Less weirdness I spread the butter. The bread is my lover.


Well...all I write is mainly HiE



2364014 2364011 That's fine. Don't mind me, remember weird stuff that I shouldn't know. Because wasn't there.

Brain damage must be on my part.

Anyho, now that I think of it, don't think I usually read HiE stories much. Should give some a try!

It depends. Some people don't look at PMs that often, but will check a message on their user page.

Him, and honestly I'm okay with that. I enforce the rules, and that was no longer in violation of the rules. I only ask that in the future you either wait for 100 up votes or message one of the admins and ask for permission to add a sub-100 story.

2364009 Well jokes on him/her cause the story I posted got up to 100 that day :moustache:

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