• Member Since 12th Jan, 2013
  • offline last seen June 5th

Immortan Joe


Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Welcome to the Citadel!

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Hit 1,000 Story views [x]

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Hit 10,000 Story views [x]

Hit 25,000 Story views [x]

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Become the most viewed author on the site []

Reach 50 Warboys [x]

Reach 100 Warboys [x]

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Reach 1,000 Warboys []

Become the most watched author on the site []

Take over the Site []

Then all of the internet []

Ascend to Valhalla []

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So watching Ep 9 (latest season) of Ancient Aliens (little random, bare with me) and thry got to a point where they started theorizing that ancient space bug landed on earth via asteroid that killed out most of the human population, but the ones that loved came out with language and art, etc. Hightened intelligence, basicly.

I then wondered how similar that was to your story, minus the magic. Maybe someones been reading it, haha!

Hey there Joe, love the name! think I could borrow the war rig sometime...? :trollestia:

~Dollars

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I'll rise from the ashes of this world! Shiny! And! Chrome!!

Live on in Valhalla Immortan Joe o7

Did you die? And if so did anyone witness you?

WE GO TO VALHALLA, SHINY AND CLEAN!
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