Stories that had Reached the Gates of Valhalla!
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The Narrator and MLP All Jackson the narrator wants to do is write an MLP fanfiction. But when his writings start to gain a mind of their own and the characters start to interact with him, how will the residents of Equestria react to a man narrating their lives. 12,016 words · 195 · 15
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Lazarus: The Rise of Man When the Cataclysm struck, Earth was plunged into an eternal darkness and Mankind was assumed to be extinct, left in the forgotten books of history. But what if they never truly died out? What if they're asleep? And what if they woke up? 166,365 words · 1,582 · 155
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The Butler Lee Harrison was forcefully ripped out of his life as a father and placed into a new life as a butler, working for a ruler of a species he's never seen before. 55,589 words · 468 · 35
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Doomguy Wants It In search for a replacement for his pet Daisy (his rabbit). Doomguy finds himself in Equestria right after Twilight enchanted Smarty Pants with the Want it Need it spell. 2,960 words · 360 · 11
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The Last of My Kind In the near future mankind was driven into a biochemical war against an unidentifiable contagion created by an asteroid that struck the planet. Without no cure or any form of escape, mankind buried themselves and awaited their extinction. 128,315 words · 1,811 · 166
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...*pokes with stick*...is it dead?
It has been 5 months 7 days 17 hours 43 minutes since my last comment.
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I hope to be booped back Joe.
In any case, I hope life has been well and I wish you the best.
Hope to see you soon Joe.
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This is one instance in which I would love to be proven wrong. I'm just speaking from experience: it's extremely rare for someone to turn up after being gone this long. It has happened, though.
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I know he checks in once a year. Or at least he did when we were in close contact.
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He hasn't been to this site in nearly eight months. That's a pretty strong indication that he's not coming back. He's never going to see these comments.
Hey there Joe, it’s been a while. Haven’t seen or heard from you in a long time. I moved to texas and moved back home. Got fired for going to the er. But id like you catch up while I’m in town. I don’t have your number on my new phone but my number hasn’t changed. I got a pc worth a damn now, so if you’d like we can play something together. Have a drink. Anyways it was nice to scroll by and see your name on a fic search. Not much is good on this site anymore is it? If you see this let me know. I can’t message you for some reason so I’ll just leave this here. Maybe I can run by some stupid jokes or stories I wrote.
We still await your return from Valhalla, Joe.
So watching Ep 9 (latest season) of Ancient Aliens (little random, bare with me) and thry got to a point where they started theorizing that ancient space bug landed on earth via asteroid that killed out most of the human population, but the ones that loved came out with language and art, etc. Hightened intelligence, basicly.
I then wondered how similar that was to your story, minus the magic. Maybe someones been reading it, haha!
Hey there Joe, love the name! think I could borrow the war rig sometime...?
~Dollars