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Immortan Joe


Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Mar
12th
2019

Gone a Year and Back on Front Page Okay....I dun get it · 4:52am March 12th

Been a year, I've been in hibernation. Yet when I come out I slam dunk back on...I dun get it. Why. I'm so happy, thanks everyone! You're the friggin super duper best!

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Mar
12th
2019

I Hath Updatedth! · 4:43am March 12th

I bring to you, a chapter long in the waiting. Hope you all enjoy it.

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Mar
9th
2019

Progress Being Made! (Lazarus) · 5:10am March 9th

It's happening! Slowly, but surely!

It's hard, having been away from MLP for so long. I have to refresh myself on all the show characters :twilightblush:

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Jan
27th
2019

*Coughs and Sputters* · 5:22pm January 27th

Stumbling and falling over repeatedly. I wonder to myself is it even worth it? Should I honestly keep trying, or should I just quit while I'm ahead? Is reaching for that fourth slice of pizza really worth the effort of moving from my chair, especially when my ass is positioned in the most perfect spot? Maybe.

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Apr
28th
2018

The Lost has been Featured??!! · 3:09am Apr 28th, 2018

To think a new story I've been planning for ages would get thrown up on the front page.

After so long of being gone I'm surprised anything of mine would get thrown up there again. Thank you for anyone who has read the story and rated it! I love you all! Uh well...maybe not love, but y'all get what I mean.

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Apr
27th
2018

New Story! · 3:16pm Apr 27th, 2018

My followers I have written a mew fic, "The Lost" a more dark and comedic take on meh usual HiEs. (Seeing I'm a sad and pathetic man that is all I can write...I joke, I'm perfect). Anyhow please, if you could, take a gander at the first chapters and let me know what you all think.

Meanwhile, I'll sit here and twiddle my thumbs while kicking this wall of writer's block in order to progress in my other works.

Mar
15th
2018

Last of My Kind Chapter 25 Update! · 7:26pm Mar 15th, 2018

Sadly I know its a short chapter, but I'm still trying to get my footing back and I don't want to leave everyone in the dark. Hopefully you'll appreciate what I have for you and will be patient enough to wait for the next one!

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Mar
10th
2018

Last of My Kind Chapter Draft Nearly Complete · 5:35pm Mar 10th, 2018

Just so you people don't think I'm dead, I'm about 2k words in the chapter. I'm thinking of keeping the next few chapters short for the sake of my own sanity as I believe the older and much longer chapters nearly killed me in some cases. In other words the chapter is being made! But please dun expect me to rapid fire stuff out any time soon as I'm still trying to regain my footing.

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Mar
3rd
2018

Good News, I'm Alive · 6:24am Mar 3rd, 2018

After a 5 month hiatus, I have returned to you all with two chapters for two different stories. Specifically Lazarus, and Last of My Kind. Now there are a few reasons as to why I left all of you for that time. Mostly because I was suffering what I assumed to not be depression, but something that felt like it. I kinda went into a period of self doubt and loneliness, especially with some minor negativity towards some of my work regarding Lazarus and Last of My Kind.

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Nov
18th
2017

Where Have I Been? · 7:47pm Nov 18th, 2017

Indeed where have I been?

The answer to that question is nowhere honestly.

Instead I'll be truthful to say that I have been focusing my resources and time on life and constructing original work. Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm afraid to say that I have started to trail off from MLP, the ride has been great and the show had been fun...till a point. But what it all comes down to is the fact that I have always been more of an original writer rather than a fanfiction writer.

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