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Pearple Prose


"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Anon Y Mousse

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Saving the damsel in distress is less impressive when you're the one who ruined her life in the first place.

Pony Joe is going to try anyway.


Now on Equestria Daily!

Thanks to Aragon, MrNumbers, and Themaskedferret for editing.

Thank you to SilFoe for letting me use her wonderful art, and to ThePoneDrome for the colourful additions.

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Buried beneath the Dragon Lands, there is a city. It rots, and it bleeds.

And it breathes.


A writing exercise inspired by the magnificent Lost Cities, written by Cold in Gardez.

Enormous thanks to Undome Tinwe, without whom this story would probably not exist.

Audiobook by Illya Leonov!

Audiobook by Jman14102!

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The world was not always as peaceful as modern Equestria now knows it. Long, long ago, there was a race of immortal beings known as the perytons, who have long since been relegated to the footnotes of history.

Some believe that they still exist, somewhere, tucked away into a corner of the world. Some say they still return every decade, to take their tribute.

Meanwhile, in a little village, Bright Eyes prepares for his first Hunt.


Written for the May World-Building Alliance Writing Competition v2.0

Currently considered 'Complete' as of time of publishing, but I wish to return to this story in future, hence the "Incomplete" tag.

Big thanks to Aragon for his words of wisdom.

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A young Celestia and Luna venture into the Whitetail Wood in pursuit of the Star Eater, a monstrous magic-eating dragon.

The cost of victory is greater than either could have expected.


A short story originally written for the Lunestia Prompt Tag Collab that deviated from the original intent quite spectacularly.

Review by Seattle's Angels!

Edited by Maskedferret

Reading by Charzoid

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On the Night Mare's Night, Archdruid Twilight Sparkle prays to her goddess, and, for the first time, her goddess answers.

Unfortunately, matters are never quite that simple when one is dealing with a being of power beyond mortal comprehension.


Entry for the Second TwiLuna Contest

Thanks to Obselescence for his help.

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Twilight and Celestia have been in a relationship for a while now, and Twilight decided that it was the right time to introduce her new marefriend to her parents. Celestia was nervous, of course, but thought little of it.

But when Twilight asks about Celestia's parents, things get far more complicated.

After all, it's always a little awkward when your parents aren't exactly ponies in the first place.


Now on Equestria Daily!

And in Russian!

Entry for the Fourth Twilestia Contest

Super special thanks to Fuzzyfurvert and Habanc for putting up with me and my silly ideas and generally being awesome, and to OnionPie and Craine for proofing.

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For one thousand years, Nightmare Moon wandered the moon, seeking perfection.

She found only dust.


Now on Equestria Daily!

Now in Russian! ...Twice!

Entry for The Writeoff Association's first writeoff: Lonely Happiness.
Special thanks to Cassius Littner and SpaceCommie for their proofreading/editing assistance.

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What does it mean to be Celestia? What does it mean to be "at the top"?

Celestia knows.

And soon, Twilight will too.


Now on Equestria Daily!

Winner of the Second Twilestia Contest.

Now in Russian! Courtesy of Nogood.

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Some of the many random story prompts and concepts that I've written. Don't expect anything particularly high quality.

Will update whenever I feel like it.

Rated Teen for potential lewdity.


Author's Recommendations:
>A New Era
>Grief
>My Princess
>Three
>Midnight
>Ice
>Demon

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Equestria is broken. An army is marching on Canterlot, and the city is alive with fire and the sounds of battle.

And when all hope seems lost, a dying Celestia is given one last choice.


Featured by the Royal Guard on 24th January, 2014!

Special thanks to Craine for help with suggestions and pre-reading.
Title shamelessly stolen from this awesome song.
Thanks to Sandara for the epic art.

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