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" I originally rated your fic an N [...] I legitimately hate it, and it made me question the purpose of existence for like three solid days. Or at least contemplate quitting the fandom."
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T Vows Made in Wine
SoL
This is about what happens when you chase a dream your whole life and then, one day, without warning, you do something really stupid and catch it.
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
MrNumbers · 3k words · 279 9 · 1.7k views
E An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away
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Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually.
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
MrNumbers · 6.9k words · 332 25 · 2.3k views
T The Serpent and the Apple
SoL
This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood.
Apple Bloom
Spike
MrNumbers · 7.4k words · 256 6 · 1.6k views
E Passion and Reason
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SoL
Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that?
Twilight Sparkle
Pinkie Pie
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E Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
Sad
Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes?
MrNumbers · 5.6k words · 701 22 · 4.4k views
E On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen
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SoL
Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational.
Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Other
Cutie Mark Crusaders
MrNumbers · 3.2k words · 162 6 · 1.6k views
T The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon
Rom
Alt. U
Sci
SoL
In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon.
Princess Luna
Main 6
MrNumbers · 149k words · 2,161 40 · 15k views
T Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game
Com
SoL
A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm.
Rarity
Main 6
MrNumbers · 7.6k words · 1,669 31 · 14k views
E When The Lights Go Out
Com
Dark
A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them...
Main 6
MrNumbers · 1.5k words · 267 10 · 2.5k views
E The Bounty
Com
SoL
Luna places a prank bounty on her sister's head. Who will be the pony to claim it?
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Spike
Discord
Cutie Mark Crusaders
MrNumbers · 5.8k words · 490 11 · 4.5k views

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20th

2017

WWBP: A RariShy idea · 4:09pm Last Wednesday

This is a concept too strong not to tell, but not strong enough for me to make a story out of. Seems like here's the perfect place for it.

So here's what I'm thinking right: Rarity seems like a morning pony to me, after her coffee. High quality, fresh roasted beans, but honestly it could be printer ink at this point of the morning in the white gown and fluffy slippers and she has work to do. Her morning makeup regime, at the very least.

Report MrNumbers · 193 views · #Flash Fiction #RariShy

So you can laugh

The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle When Luna gifts Twilight the town of Ponyville and its surrounding countryside as her demesne she's initially confused. Then, after double checking her dictionary, more than a little concerned. by MrNumbers 89,706 words · 23,458 views · 2,485 likes · 72 dislikes
An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually. by MrNumbers 6,896 words · 2,271 views · 332 likes · 25 dislikes
Passion and Reason Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that? by MrNumbers 10,961 words · 5,719 views · 777 likes · 20 dislikes
On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational. by MrNumbers 3,199 words · 1,606 views · 162 likes · 6 dislikes
Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm. by MrNumbers 7,570 words · 14,408 views · 1,669 likes · 31 dislikes

So I can laugh

The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon. by MrNumbers 149,195 words · 14,699 views · 2,161 likes · 40 dislikes
The Serpent and the Apple This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood. by MrNumbers 7,404 words · 1,612 views · 256 likes · 6 dislikes
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes? by MrNumbers 5,621 words · 4,362 views · 701 likes · 22 dislikes
When The Lights Go Out A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them... by MrNumbers 1,531 words · 2,502 views · 267 likes · 10 dislikes
Vows Made in Wine This is about what happens when you chase a dream your whole life and then, one day, without warning, you do something really stupid and catch it. by MrNumbers 3,002 words · 1,736 views · 279 likes · 9 dislikes

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PegasusMesa

PegasusMesa #128 · 1 week ago · 3 · ·

Morning, Numbers. I've been trying to muster the resolve to get back into reviewing (and participating at all in ponyfics), but couldn't really do it until reading the discussion that came from your recent blog post. Thanks for providing the motivation!

Reese

Reese #127 · June 10th · · ·

I think I just unfollowed you and then followed you again; sorry about that. I was on your page, saw that the button was dark, thought "Dear me, how have I not followed him yet?", and pressed it. Then saw that the color didn't change at all and the word had changed in the wrong direction, so... apparently that's one of the changes made in the update.

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