MrNumbers

Things that have been said about MrNumbers

" I originally rated your fic an N [...] I legitimately hate it, and it made me question the purpose of existence for like three solid days. Or at least contemplate quitting the fandom."
Present Perfect

"I'm the most wonderful and sensationally brilliant man alive, and people are going to want to know about how I think you're pretty okay." -King of Beggars

"You're lovably neurotic, like Woody Allen before the bad times " - PostScript

"Fuck. Oh god, fuck you, Numbers, and the metaphilosiphical horse you dare trod upon, this dark descent into the green waters of fairy's delight is too much for this mind to stand." - WolfVenom

"Oh gods. I had to stop and cry, a couple times, i swear any insults and abuse hurled are simply from me struggling to process how words on a screen can cause such powerful reactions in me." - FicFerret

"People talk about how stories or stuff hits close to home. Your story invaded my home, and I came back to find its pictures where all of mine should be, and the jerk sleeping in my bed in my PJs."
DawnScroll

Latest Stories

EA Slice of Cheese

If everyone could see themselves as L'il Cheese saw them, the world would be a much brighter place. A story about love in the shape of laughter.

Lil' Cheese

MrNumbers · 11k words · 138 5 · 804 views

TCinéma Vérité

In a world where Nightmare Moon won, art can get you killed. Ever the artist, Vinyl fights for a better future, and Octavia struggles to keep her alive long enough to see it. A story of love, cinema, and revolution.

MrNumbers · 28k words · 82 8 · 444 views

EHistorical Accuracy

Unicorns are historically superior to other races. Twilight finds out why.

MrNumbers · 1.3k words · 641 22 · 4k views

EA Winter Dream

Lyra takes Princess Luna shopping for a Hearth's Warming present, with extreme prejudice. MrNumbers Jinglemas 2018 entry.

MrNumbers · 7.1k words · 95 11 · 594 views

TA Beautiful Night

The Elements didn't work. Nightmare Moon won. Twilight and Pinkie Pie never gave up, even when everyone else did.

MrNumbers · 62k words · 360 27 · 3.1k views

TSmall Beanis Owners

Equestria Girls

The rise of farm-to-bedroom, locally sourced, vegan, organic marital aids!

MrNumbers · 4k words · 163 31 · 1.8k views

Wait why did all the updates stop · 9:33pm November 6th

I got a job writing for Business Insider

Obviously now that I wear a suit and have gone corporate, I've forgotten it was supposed to be about the music. I don't even recognize myself anymore.

"I didn't notice you'd slowed down you barely post anything anyway" you say, to which I reply, "Wow. Rude."

Report MrNumbers · 380 views ·

So you can laugh

The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle When Luna gifts Twilight the town of Ponyville and its surrounding countryside as her demesne she's initially confused. Then, after double checking her dictionary, more than a little concerned. by MrNumbers 89,706 words · 2,558 · 83

An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually. by MrNumbers 6,896 words · 360 · 37

Passion and Reason Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that? by MrNumbers 10,961 words · 901 · 24

On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational. by MrNumbers 3,199 words · 179 · 12

Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm. by MrNumbers 7,570 words · 1,738 · 37

So I can laugh

The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon. by MrNumbers 148,692 words · 2,527 · 53

The Serpent and the Apple This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood. by MrNumbers 7,404 words · 317 · 14

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes? by MrNumbers 5,621 words · 759 · 30

When The Lights Go Out A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them... by MrNumbers 1,531 words · 297 · 17

Vows Made in Wine This is about what happens when you chase a dream your whole life and then, one day, without warning, you do something really stupid and catch it. by MrNumbers 3,002 words · 355 · 15

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