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Things that have been said about MrNumbers

" I originally rated your fic an N [...] I legitimately hate it, and it made me question the purpose of existence for like three solid days. Or at least contemplate quitting the fandom."
Present Perfect

"I'm the most wonderful and sensationally brilliant man alive, and people are going to want to know about how I think you're pretty okay." -King of Beggars

"You're lovably neurotic, like Woody Allen before the bad times " - PostScript

"Fuck. Oh god, fuck you, Numbers, and the metaphilosiphical horse you dare trod upon, this dark descent into the green waters of fairy's delight is too much for this mind to stand." - WolfVenom

"Oh gods. I had to stop and cry, a couple times, i swear any insults and abuse hurled are simply from me struggling to process how words on a screen can cause such powerful reactions in me." - FicFerret

"People talk about how stories or stuff hits close to home. Your story invaded my home, and I came back to find its pictures where all of mine should be, and the jerk sleeping in my bed in my PJs."
DawnScroll

TFlimsy Pretexts
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Rarity and Twilight are dating. Rainbow Dash asks them both out. She didn't expect them to say yes.
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Rarity
MrNumbers · 6.9k words · 653 29 · 4.6k views
EShould Old Acquaintance Be Forgot?
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Jinglemas 2019 entry: Cranky and Steven Magnet build a log cabin in the Everfree
Cranky Doodle Donkey
Steven Magnet
MrNumbers · 2.6k words · 52 7 · 351 views
EA Slice of Cheese
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
If everyone could see themselves as L'il Cheese saw them, the world would be a much brighter place. A story about love in the shape of laughter.
Lil' Cheese
MrNumbers · 20k words · 174 11 · 1.6k views
TCinéma Vérité
MLP: FiM
Romance
Drama
Thriller
In a world where Nightmare Moon won, art can get you killed. Ever the artist, Vinyl fights for a better future, and Octavia struggles to keep her alive long enough to see it. A story of love, cinema, and revolution.
Alt. Universe
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
MrNumbers · 28k words · 117 9 · 961 views
EHistorical Accuracy
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Unicorns are historically superior to other races. Twilight finds out why.
Twilight
Pinkie
MrNumbers · 1.3k words · 722 28 · 5.2k views
EA Winter Dream
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Lyra takes Princess Luna shopping for a Hearth's Warming present, with extreme prejudice. MrNumbers Jinglemas 2018 entry.
Luna
Lyra
MrNumbers · 7.1k words · 104 13 · 746 views

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Televisions before toilets, always · 9:34am March 2nd

Still reading Vultures Picnic, by Greg Palast. The book that pointed out the finance minister up a tree with an invisibility hex. There's a lot of background to Armenia and Azerbaijan that feels prescient, for a book that's now ten years old.

One thing he says that caught my eye; In countries that strike oil money, the people always get televisions before they get toilets.

Report MrNumbers · 419 views · #Economics #Politics #Vultures Picnic #you know the drill

So you can laugh

The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle When Luna gifts Twilight the town of Ponyville and its surrounding countryside as her demesne she's initially confused. Then, after double checking her dictionary, more than a little concerned. by MrNumbers 89,706 words · 2,571 · 87
An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually. by MrNumbers 6,896 words · 374 · 37
Passion and Reason Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that? by MrNumbers 10,961 words · 949 · 25
On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational. by MrNumbers 3,199 words · 186 · 11
Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm. by MrNumbers 7,570 words · 1,778 · 37

So I can laugh

The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon. by MrNumbers 148,692 words · 2,689 · 54
The Serpent and the Apple This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood. by MrNumbers 7,404 words · 336 · 14
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes? by MrNumbers 5,621 words · 782 · 30
When The Lights Go Out A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them... by MrNumbers 1,531 words · 305 · 17
Vows Made in Wine This is about what happens when you chase a dream your whole life and then, one day, without warning, you do something really stupid and catch it. by MrNumbers 3,002 words · 376 · 15

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TheKMExperience

TheKMExperience #181 · March 12th · · ·

Here to make your day 'cuz why not
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Andrew-R

Andrew-R #180 · Dec 1st, 2020 · 1 · ·

..just come here to say thanks for author/critic you linked at your offprint blogs.... and for blogs themselves, too. I wonder what kind of implications this 'we still absorb worldview from cinema/tv/books/magazines' line might have. You know, initial idea was to censor 'bad' things ..and this idea 1) not worked as it said it must work 2) cut off a lot of interesting/important thoughts....

Also, for obvious reasons I don't think I like to diversificate my diet with exactly same things I/we walked away {still mainstream views}. There is plenty of writers out there in Leftsphere, sure, but ....

I usually like to read, but reading itself into myself leaves very sad taste of wasted life ..:( At best I can share my/your/someone's else findings, but this rings like very small bell ..

TheOneAJ