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" I originally rated your fic an N [...] I legitimately hate it, and it made me question the purpose of existence for like three solid days. Or at least contemplate quitting the fandom."
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"I'm the most wonderful and sensationally brilliant man alive, and people are going to want to know about how I think you're pretty okay." -King of Beggars

"You're lovably neurotic, like Woody Allen before the bad times " - PostScript

"Fuck. Oh god, fuck you, Numbers, and the metaphilosiphical horse you dare trod upon, this dark descent into the green waters of fairy's delight is too much for this mind to stand." - WolfVenom

"Oh gods. I had to stop and cry, a couple times, i swear any insults and abuse hurled are simply from me struggling to process how words on a screen can cause such powerful reactions in me." - FicFerret

"People talk about how stories or stuff hits close to home. Your story invaded my home, and I came back to find its pictures where all of mine should be, and the jerk sleeping in my bed in my PJs."
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TA Beautiful Night

The Elements didn't work. Nightmare Moon won. Twilight and Pinkie Pie never gave up, even when everyone else did.

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TSmall Beanis Owners

Equestria Girls

The rise of farm-to-bedroom, locally sourced, vegan, organic marital aids!

Count Numbers · 4k words · 158 21 · 1.5k views

EThe Price of Happily Ever After

Rarity is presented with an opportunity so few will ever get; she gets to decide what her legacy will be.

Count Numbers · 20k words · 220 5 · 1.9k views

TVows Made in Wine

This is about what happens when you chase a dream your whole life and then, one day, without warning, you do something really stupid and catch it.

Count Numbers · 3k words · 325 9 · 2.3k views

EAn Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away

Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually.

Count Numbers · 6.9k words · 350 29 · 2.9k views

TThe Serpent and the Apple

This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood.

Count Numbers · 7.4k words · 300 6 · 2.1k views

Wholesome Rage: Centrelink, and the purpose of Welfare in Neoliberalism · 4:11pm Yesterday

Special thanks to Ghost of Heraclitus for some of the quotes I use in this

This one's going to be the first work of mine that gets officially endorsed by the groups I'm working with, which is pretty exciting. It's the difference between being an all-the-time political blogger to being a full-time political writer!

Report Count Numbers · 142 views · #Wholesome Rage #Some Marxist Bullshit #Welfare #Centrelink #Australia

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The Demesne of the Reluctant Twilight Sparkle When Luna gifts Twilight the town of Ponyville and its surrounding countryside as her demesne she's initially confused. Then, after double checking her dictionary, more than a little concerned. by Count Numbers 89,706 words · 2,548 · 73

An Apple a Day Keeps Autocracy Away Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria. This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually. by Count Numbers 6,896 words · 350 · 29

Passion and Reason Pinkie Pie shows up at Twilight's door in tears, with roses and a box of chocolates. So what's Twilight going to do about that? by Count Numbers 10,961 words · 848 · 18

On the Historical Significance of Battle Lederhosen Applebloom brings her incredibly... enthusiastic (sure, let's go with that) uncle Apple Strudel to class. He is very educational. by Count Numbers 3,199 words · 169 · 6

Rarity Loses Her Innocence In a Poker Game A game of drunken poker between friends, a good hand, a desperate wager. The perfect storm. by Count Numbers 7,570 words · 1,711 · 32

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The Mare Who Once Lived on the Moon In a steampunk reimagining of the universe, Twilight Sparkle finds perhaps the one pony as lonely as she is. It's rather unfortunate that they're on the moon. by Count Numbers 148,692 words · 2,368 · 45

The Serpent and the Apple This is a story about the kind of conversations you had when you first realized just how messed up you were, with someone who understood. by Count Numbers 7,404 words · 300 · 6

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi Luna pays her respects to Equestria's fallen heroes. Why is it against her sister's wishes? by Count Numbers 5,621 words · 742 · 23

When The Lights Go Out A Dark Fic. Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow, Applejack explore the pitch black room, looking for any sign of where they are, or where they might go, trying to avoid the dangers unseen to them... by Count Numbers 1,531 words · 284 · 10

Vows Made in Wine This is about what happens when you chase a dream your whole life and then, one day, without warning, you do something really stupid and catch it. by Count Numbers 3,002 words · 325 · 9

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They have. Someone named 'Sparkleface' according to my plugins. I'm waiting to see what they do about it.

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Almost forgot: I was trying to find you the other day and I think someone might have stolen your name?

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How dare you! If I jab you it will never be subtle.

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Thanks for this. Only a minute or so in, but their difference chart in architects versus discovery fills me with so much validation.

EDIT: UNLESS THIS IS A SUBTLE JAB.

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