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Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies


Our six heroes decide to settle down for the night with a few bottles of their choice beverage and a few hands of poker.

The night was going so well until Rarity decided to wager her virginity.

Now she's desperate to get it back.

(Formerly known as Rarity Loses Her Virginity in a Poker Game. The author's artistic integrity was long gone by the time of writing this.)

Special thanks to Blue_Paladin42.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 404 )

Special thanks (and blame) to Cammerhammer for the inspiration of this piece of fiction.

Mostly blame, I should think.

Oooooh, a new MrNumbers piece. This oughtta be good. :pinkiehappy:

EDIT: Hooooboy, this IS going to be good. :rainbowlaugh:

5011602 I call bullshit. Fluttershy would have collected.

Fucking Joel.

Highest bidder, eh? This will be (insert various synonyms for 'awesome' here)!

Breakin' the law, breakin' the law.
One small view for counts, one giant leap of popularity:trixieshiftleft:

Must be good...

5011602 Aww, you shameless flatterer, you~

So you're telling me all I have to do to lose my virginity is to bet it in cards?

...Wow. Can you even do that? Eh, oh well.

What 5011695 said.

Although, I think the best version of seeing double will be when a new chapter is posted, and I read this again. :trixieshiftright:


Wow. This is hilarious and terrible and hilarious. Poor Rarity.

Fluttershy trusts her friends waay too much. :facehoof:

(I was going to write something about the problems of virginity fetishization in an Equestrian context, but then I recalled it was just a silly fun story about drunken Ponies, and just relaxed. :pinkiecrazy: )



Plot twist: Rarity's actually not a virgin. As a result, Rainbow Dash sues her... :rainbowlaugh:

Oh... This is good!

Most Trollish Chapter Title Ever.
I Lose.

Then Rainbow discovered, too her surprise, that none of the stallions wanted Rarity's virginity (Spike doesn't count). Mares on the other hand were lining up around the corner. To bad no of them were rich (and, luckily for Rarity, Spike isn't old enough to legally make the purchase).
Rainbow Dash: "hmm... maybe I should hit up the Wonderbolts, Canterlot, or even the Princesses? I swear Spitfire, Fleur de Lis, Luna, and even Twilight check out Rarity's flank when she isn't looking. Then again... I've had more than the occasional dream of riding her. ":moustache:

More pls more. To funny:rainbowlaugh::facehoof::moustache::derpytongue2:

Poor Rarity. :raritycry::raritydespair:

Your florid writing style amuses me. :twilightsmile:

The description of Rainbow Dash's overindulgence in cider also amuses me. :rainbowlaugh:

Applejack's double-vision beginner's luck further amuses me. :ajsmug:

...Am I easily amused by--

WAIT A MINUTE! *double-checks the cover art* Oh wow, that DOES remind me of Dogs Playing Poker...

… Wat.
Ohh, this is gonna be goooood… *evil grin*


I WANT MORE!!!!:flutterrage: MAKE SPIKE TAKE HER VIRGINITY!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::heart: But besides that yelling I liked the story, good job man:twilightsmile:

Didn't even need to read the story to get a favorite from me. :rainbowlaugh:

After Reading: It seems I chose wisely. :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh:

I'll definitely be keeping an eye on this, great start with great promise for the future

5012107 Spikes definitely gonna get her back here, if you know what I mean.

How will he pay for it you ask? Like this of course

I am hooked! :pinkiehappy:

Can't wait to read the future chapters!

MrNumbers, this was excellent.

(Hasn't read it yet but is planning to)
Heh heh heh. I hope she los tit to Spike. Be about freaking time he rode that pony.

The highest bidder? Who the hell would pay 1000s of bits for something as stupid as-
:moustache::I'll take 20.

It would be hilarious if the highest bidder was Discord or Chrysalis.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

You know this rather reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his soul to Millhouse.

I'm going to guess that Dash, in her drunkeness, forgets where she stashed the paper. Prediction for who ends up with it if Spike doesn't: Sweetie Belle

"What the hay is this...? My sister's... what!?"

Ah, yes, here we see our dear element of Loyalty doing what she does best.

You made this fairly amusing. Keep up the good work.

RD :rainbowlaugh:
:moustache:Today in the news Canterlot central bank raided unknown robber gets away
:raritystarry: Oh No!
:moustache:Oh Yes!
:facehoof: Oh my Celestia
:trollestia:Oh Yes?
:rainbowhuh: What's next?


:rainbowlaugh: Amazing. Good work.

I predict, it falls into the river, and Rarity has no choice but to honor her debt and fuck the river.

And then Twilight buys it from Rainbow. She pulls some strings and manages to get Spitfire as her payment. Rainbow decides that's an unfair trade, so she throws in her own virtue on top of it.

I like the cover art, but a nitpick.
If the crown Dash is wearing is Twilight's shouldn't Twilight also have wings?

Oh dear. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.

Well Spike might try to get it, but only to give it back to Rarity, he's to much of a gentle drake to do anything.

I know I'm a soppy old romantic.

Laughed myself to sleep
Classic Pinkie

5013434 Twilight's crown and the Element of Magic are the same artifacts, so she had it pre-ascension.

so a lucky someone gets a night with rarity then?? yay!!

Rarity your deflowering awaits... :rainbowwild:

Poor Rarity... pocket Aces only works when you have enough of a chip stack so you can trick suckers into betting into you, and then (hopefully) raise the stakes enough that they bail out so you never have to see the flop. :raritycry:

Amusing story. Looking forward to seeing where it goes from here

5013434 Twilight got the element crown before becoming and alicorn. Though why she would bet her Element of Harmony I'll never know.

Rainbow's lucky night I guess. :rainbowlaugh:

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