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Crystal Static

I'm a fairly skilled chaos wizard, and I could teach you the arts of magick, if you can convince me that you are worthy of my instruction.


My newest fanfics.

My featured fanfics.

  • A Queen's Lament After Canterlot, Queen Chrysalis has had a lot to think about. by Crystal Static 3,396 words · 6,948 views · 347 likes · 41 dislikes
  • The Struggles of Radiance The hardships that Radiance, Daughter of Queen Chrysalis and Prince Shining Armor, will have to face as she grows up. Sequel to 'A Queen's Lament'. by Crystal Static 9,764 words · 3,747 views · 247 likes · 15 dislikes


Anything you might want to know about me.

I am Crystal Static. I usually read upwards of one-hundred-thousand words a day, and I enjoy a fairly diverse assortment of genres. I experience at least one minor existential dilemma every month or so. My moral alignment is a steady Lawful Evil, I am an asshole, my sense of humor was born in the internet, I talk way too much sometimes, I consider normal to be overrated, I am an existential nihilist, I am also a dedicated humanist, my insomnia keeps me up at night, I figured out the meaning of life at age 14, even I have a hard time comprehending my romantic and sexual preferences, my favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle, Luna is best princess (excluding Twilight of course), changelings are awesome.

I am a practicing chaos wizard. Yes, magick is real. No I'm not crazy, I've actually gotten results in my practice. No, chaos wizard doesn't mean like Discord. What makes a chaos wizard different from other practitioners is the mentality behind their practice. Magick is magick, there are no different types of magick, just different styles and mentalities behind the practice of it. I may be open to teaching - or performing a working for - you, just ask if you are interested.

Honestly, I'm an asshole, but I'm pretty reliable when you need someone to tell it to you straight without any bullshit or attempts to ease the blow as it were. If you're being a fuckup, I'll tell you as such. If you aren't quite sure that those pants make your ass look fat, I'll tell you that those pants make your ass look enormous (or not if they actually are nice).

I am the owner of the group 'Nudists and Nudity', which I was inspired to create after reading It's Just Anatomy by eLLen.

I also am the owner of the group 'Changeling Cuddlers', which I created because I could... I really need to try to bring that group back to life...

Midnight Sonare is my go-to cover art guy, he is awesome and you should check out his DeviantArt page.

10/10/10-5/10/2014 -- Never forget

Updated 6/21/2017


So... I've been thinking about writing something... · 2:52am Yesterday

I've been thinking about trying to write a first-person stream-of-consciousness style fic. Just another little one-shot to add to my collection. I just have to come up with a decent idea that I can hammer out enough words for.

Ideally, I want to hit something around 7-8k words, which is right in my preferred sweet-spot of chapter length when I read fics, but I need to come up with an idea that I can make that long of a fic with. Especially since it will probably end up in present-tense, which will be a massive pain in the cock to reach my desired length...

...Wow, that was really poor phrasing. I could change it, but my sense of humor demands that it stay...

...Anyways, I need to think of a singular character - preferably one who is relatively easy to write without being a sellout-whore - and a nice little idea for storyboarding so I can plan out what I'm gonna do with them...

...That sounded dirtier than I meant too...

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Thank you for adding when I say goodbye.

Thank you for adding Sage of Harmony (season 1) to your favorites

Thanks kindly for adding my story to your shelf.

Thank you so much for adding the Sun and the Shy! :yay:

Thank you for the follow.:twilightsmile:

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