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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

Jan
21st
2021

Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site. · 7:55pm Jan 21st, 2021

Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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Oct
15th
2019

I haven't even started watching season 9. · 3:41pm Oct 15th, 2019

I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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Jun
29th
2019

It's been a while since I posted one of these. · 3:07am Jun 29th, 2019

Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

I actually started writing a book...

A self-help book.

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Apr
5th
2019

I just got a new hat! · 2:07am Apr 5th, 2019

I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

I named it The Red Maga.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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Oct
3rd
2018

So life has been kicking my ass a bit. · 6:43pm Oct 3rd, 2018

As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop kicking me.

I'll keep you all posted.

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Aug
17th
2018

Netflix Animoo... · 3:49pm Aug 17th, 2018

I don't normally watch Anime. I have actively avoided getting into that hole of depression and waifu-worship. But then my friends gave me a list.

Oh gods this is gonna be pretty unexciting...

So then I start with a random one on the list that I happened to see was on Netflix...

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Jul
16th
2018

DAYUM GURL U FINE! or hey guys, I got a girlfriend now. · 3:29pm Jul 16th, 2018

She's awesome, we've been together for a couple months now, and she's awesome. We also watch ponies together sometimes.

Basically, she's a shamaness/mystic who helps people to overcome their own issues and become better versions of themselves. She also teaches the esoteric arts and she is an empath.

BTW, she's super hot too.

Anyways, I just thought I should make a post about how awesome my girlfriend is.

So yeah...

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Mar
6th
2018

Just a thing. · 4:46am Mar 6th, 2018

Basically, I was chatting with a guy on a Discord Server and he was somewhat curious as to the esoteric arts. He also is recovering from a broken leg. I decided to do a thing and write up a pleb-tier evocation of Archangel Raphael (He's basically the angelic version of a doctor, can heal injuries and other such things) to basically speed up healing of moderate injuries.

Things you need:

A tealight candle
A picture of yourself from before your injury
An open mind

Ritual:

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Feb
18th
2018

Just another update · 8:11am Feb 18th, 2018

Between little time and absent motivation, I haven't really been able to work on any of my fics lately. I have too many (non-online) things that are taking priority. I'm working to get in shape, I'm working on my explorations into the esoteric arts, I work five evenings a week at a shitty job, I'm trying to get out more so I'm not an asocial loser, I also am learning guitar.

Writing to me isn't really as important as the other things I've listed, even if I enjoy it when I do it.

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Jan
13th
2018

Holy Shit I Haven't Done One of These in so Long! · 8:13am Jan 13th, 2018

So yeah, 2018...

My birthday was a few days ago (I'm 24 now)...

I haven't been focusing on my writing at all because of other shit going on...

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