Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

Forget not that I am a derp.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Two hearts becoming one, a bond that cannot be undone.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

(This user is now Inactive) - Love, Flutterpriest and Petrichord

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Your mom says I'm very handsome

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

Mostly harmless.

I'm so relieved.

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

There are some things which you cannot do. There are some limits on even a Noble's actions. Never learn these limits. Never accept them. You are a Lord or Lady of this earth.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

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I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Not a changeling.

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.