I have no idea what I'm doing.

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

You MUST be able to incline bodyweight to post on my user page. This WILL be checked.

The magic comedy hoers.

I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

Wallflower Blush did nothing wrong.

BEHOLD MY SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE AND MASTERY OF WRITING! MWAH HA HA HA HA- (ack) (cough) (cough)- urgh, I think I pulled something...

i'm done.

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

Not who I was before. But, I'm slowly becoming a new me. Maybe even a better me. patreon

Ah say, ento pi, alpha mabi upendi, in comma coriyama, in comma coriyama, hey, high, say bye-bye!

“Too much sanity may be madness. And maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.” -Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote

Who the hell is General Failure, and why is he trying to read my disk?

You probably don't know him.

If you don't have a magic horn, make one!

Walk, don't run.

All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day and put the pieces back together my way. Yeah, all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day and put the pieces back together my way.

What's wrong with my face?!

Nitpicking your math errors is how I show I care.

Author & Pre-reader; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse

The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai'don.

hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

Hi! I'm an aspiring polymath. If you're willing to teach, I'm willing to learn, and vice-versa. I go by Cory.

Life's a journey with no destination, and I forgot my map.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

I don't have a muse, I have a mule. If you like pencil art, czech out my DeviantArt page. http://wisdom-thumbs.deviantart.com/

"Oh crap, [Akouma] is right." -Bugsydor

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

I'm Sheena. I write mostly angsty teen lesbian romantic dramedy, a few AUs, and sometimes porn.

Listen to the crashing of the waves, the flow of a stream, the roar of a waterfall, or the patter of the rain.

More of an Equestria Enthusiast, but glad to be here. | Audio Reader

PhycoKrusk (fi'ko-krüs'k) n. that jerk whose user page you accidentally wandered into

No worse than branch-and-bound in a double blind trial

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Just a crazed Welshman with a penchant for writing. Now with added Ko-Fi! https://ko-fi.com/universallibrarian

Average brony obsessing over the main cast with an unhealthy desire to see them in a dark fantasy setting.

"Nothing is so trivial that it's not worth an extended, heated, hostile discussion." --Anonymous, 2020 | Buy me a ko-fi?

I'm a fan of the show, and I thought I might try my hand at writing a fanfic.

Vagabond short fiction writer. Veteran of many fandom wars. Believer of light in the darkness.

Hi ^_^ Sometimes I bug authors by pointing out typos so they can fix (or ignore) them. The rest of the time I keep to myself. :p

The drugs were beginning to wear off...

Writer, dreamer, human being trying his best.