Because Rainbow Lasers Solve Everything

Surreptitious, seclusive, sapphic tricenarian. Hundreds of masks, not one disguise.

EqG fic writer, editor and FimFiction's pre-eminent dispenser of casual Simpsons references since 2021. (They/Them)

Chaos rains, reins, and reigns.

Imagine Nancy Drew with a thermonuclear capacity and you've pretty much got the idea.

Hardcore animation enthusiast who discuss it in video format. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Formerly "The Not-So-Great Gusto". Been away for a bit, but back, and better than ever. G3 and G4 Fanatic, Equestria Girls Enthusiast, HiE Enjoyer, and Chronic Crossover Lover.

didnt think id b back here but life finds a way

Brony, terrible OC, attorney, pseudonymous, geek, Catholic, gamer, almost-not-quite-novelist, fic writer, highly amateur VA, smartass, etc.

Why do only fools and ponies work?

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!|Twitter!|

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

I live again!(he/him) Ko-Fi

Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

Throwing words together and hoping a story comes out. (They/them) Ko-Fi

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Math grad student; amateur and autodidact of all things nerdy; feel free to drop me a line!

Eyy, I'm writin 'ere!

I am but a humble servant to my dreams.

Currently on NaNoWriMo hiatus. See you in December!

I have a Ko-fi page! ko-fi.com/swordtuneonline | Pronouns: he/him

Thinking myself to death.

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

Just a common PhD student who trawls the Internet each day to find terrible, TERRIBLE things.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Just a trans girl writing horseword stories while thinking about all the longer stories I could be writing. And then not writing them because I get easily distracted.

Don't read anything into it.

Challenged and rewarded by the sea.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

I just wanna do a thing, make it cool, and get better at it. Input, critical and otherwise, is always appreciated.

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

Have you tried setting it on fire?

Nai hiruvalye Valimar, nai elye hiruva; namarie!

Just one small thing

I have no idea what I'm doing.

A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

Thus sayeth the ʟᴏʀᴅ: All-Star, over easy, sausage, raisin toast, scattered-smothered-covered, double pecan, coffee, no cream and no sugar.

The magic comedy hoers.

I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

The hardest part about writing is that nothing you make is ever as good on the page as it was inside your head... but other people don't know that, so we worry over nothing.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family