Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Ponies will never understand the tragedy of a wet sock |KoFi

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings.

Not a changeling.

a one trick—I mean, ship—pony | lovely avatar by evelili | Ko-fi

I'm Him. I been Him. I will continue to be Him.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

You're no Steve Climber, but Steve Climber is.

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

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Here's my Ko-fi! And my Linktree!

haha rainbow machine go brrr

When I look into the future, I see failure.

holy CRAP i've spent almost half my life on horsewords. ◈ Forget about coffee buy me a cup noodle.

we can be like they are

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Cherish the thought.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm many former things.

Jack of all trades