All my work is either carefully planned out and re-edited too many times, or self-indulgent ideas slapped onto the screen and sent off. Have fun!

I mainly write Equestria At War fics, but other things too. If you have story ideas or requests, just send me a message.

Never watched the show. I just make up stuff for the sake of stress relief. - Why do I have a feeling that doing this will bite me in the sides later on?

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

Senior Writer for the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron IV.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

Forget not that I am a derp.

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.

I dream of a world where sex is not shameful.

EqG fic writer, editor and FimFiction's pre-eminent dispenser of casual Simpsons references since 2021. (They/Them)

Call me Ashley, She/Her. My Twitter, Mastodon, & Ko-fi.

Izzy is best pony.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Trying to make up for lost time. DM me for edits

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

It's never too late to fall in love with the world

There's always a promise of a silver lining

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

She/Her. The worst foe lies within the self. Ko-Fi|Twitter

Physics Pony. If you like what I write consider buying me a Ko-Fi. Or subscribe for spicy stuff.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

Challenged and rewarded by the sea.

"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake

🐴 to 🦄

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!|Twitter!|

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: CLOSED | Twitter: @RimmerNsfw

Small Evil Things

Therapeutic Processes goes SKREEEEEOhnk

This is where my filth goes

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

Only the spiciest of content from the spiciest substance on earth

Now, and at the hour of our love

bewks ⚧ [[they/she]]

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.

And I'll always find you, again and again/And I'll love every version of you/And you're never truly gone/As long as a part of you in me lives on.

Your daily dose of Omniship!

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Author, Historian, Grad Student, Fallout Fan, Fisherman, Texan. If I don't know it, I will find out.

enargeia or: the unbearable brightness of being

Tiki Enthusiast, Bat fan, writer

Just a bat, sometimes writes, sometimes draws