EqG fic writer and FimFiction's pre-eminent dispenser of casual Simpsons references since 2021. Now featured on Equestria Daily! (They/Them)
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.
It's never too late to fall in love with the world
With a sigh, Pear Butter unsheathed her katana. "Master, forgive me," she half-whispered to her blade. "But I must go all out. Just this once." | pronouns
Physics Pony. If you like what I write consider buying me a Ko-Fi. Or subscribe for spicy stuff.
Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.
"A story is not a machine that does what you tell it. A story is a beast with a life of its own" - Alan Wake
Trying to see how many ways I can hurt Applejack, apparently. Ko-Fi
Loving Waifu | Connoisseur of Dirty Ponuts | Professional Shit Writer | Commissions: CLOSED | Twitter: @RimmerNsfw
I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.
Only the spiciest of content from the spiciest substance on earth
Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony
Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies. And changelings too.
This is the one song everyone would like to learn: the song that is irresistible.
Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.
Author, Historian, Grad Student, Fallout Fan, Fisherman, Texan. If I don't know it, I will find out.
Enjoying a coffee in every South Jersey diner simultaneously
[they/them] Thank you for making room in your life for another amateur author. Let me bring you my gifts.
I'm a Russian guy writing pony fiction. I also draw and make music, which I try to include in my stories as well.
You don't need talent to practice. Discord: Luna Aeterna Solutae#5199
Fanfiction masochist. :B https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~
My hobbies include yelling at my microwave, having an existential crisis, and video games.
Quills and Sofas Writer, Comment Clubber, Professional Procrastinater, She/Her