I'm the smuggest horse that ever lived.
Chaos rains, reins, and reigns.
Small Evil Things
Eyy, I'm writin 'ere!
Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol
Pithy Statement
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.
On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)
Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)
silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ