person who is normal about twilight sparkle

‘drinking only coke so that I can shoot kidney stones outta my dick like a machinegun’

Imprisoned (without charges) by the Paw Patrol

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

The lamb misused breeds public strife/and yet forgives the butcher's knife

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It's fanfiction all the way down.

Cherish the thought.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Not a changeling.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

I'm many former things.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon

Poor by Overflow

Yes, I'm high. High on friendship. Friendship and magic.